Somebody needs some RHD feedback

**jimbojones** · 08-24-2011, 05:22 PM

Ran across this add in Kijiji. I think this person would appreciate some RHD 'feedback'
Anyone got a spam generator for this fools email address?

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ306364349

Lets face it, you want a car that’s good on fuel, fairly inexpensive and yet wanna dust some of those right hand drive, Tokyo Drift D bags. Well friend, look no further. Why you say, look at this Cobalt SS, and I'll tell ya freindo! First off this baby is completely stock. No Backyard Fast and Furious weekend mechanic has put on a coffee can for a muffler or fiddled with the injection to beat Paul Walker in a quarter mile drag race. It has been taken care of, not raced or driven hard. No I have not done my best Steve McQueen Bullitt impression, nor have I chased down any Dodge Chargers. (If you don’t know who Steve McQueen is then close this ad) I took better care of this car than you would take care of Jessica Biel (for you ladies Brad Pitt) if she showed up on your doorstep with a fever and the flu. It was only summer driven and although I have winter tires for it, I drove my pick up every winter, and didn't see the need to bring the beast out of the heated garage. I have every oil change documented and washed it once a week. It has the black and Red interior, and in fact the BEST interior. It can't help it if all other interiors are jealous of its stylish good looks and contrasting red on black on awesome!! I have only run Premium Fuel in it as I believe in keeping the inside as clean as the outside.2006 Black Cobalt SS. Black and Red leather int. Five speed 2.0 L Supercharged 4 Cyl. Car has low KM, and gets great fuel mileage. Full factory Pioneer speakers with powered Sub. All service work documented and have all Reciepts for every oil change. Synthetic oil and premium fuel used. Comes with factory cargo net and 4 winter tires. Summer driven so the winter tires are new. 12000 OBO . Car is Immaculate.

Interested E Mail daxh@telus.blackberry.net

**Robski** · 08-24-2011, 05:26 PM

Haha what a tool.

**r33_gtst** · 08-24-2011, 06:34 PM

" I drove my pick up every winter, and didn't see the need to bring the beast out of the heated garage. I have every oil change documented and washed it once a week. It has the black and Red interior, and in fact the BEST interior. It can't help it if all other interiors are jealous of its stylish good looks and contrasting red on black on awesome!!"

This guy must smoke heroin

**Dragon Humper** · 08-24-2011, 08:07 PM

He's like that Cavalier jackass that actually had his POS car tatooed on his arm, his FOREarm........ for all to see. I'm really digging the sideways photos too.

The last of the Cobalts are actually really good, Turbo, DFI, Brembos, 6spd transaxel.......good enough that a 2010 Cobalt SS embarassed a 3 series BMW on a 1.6mile road course. It wasn't even close, whupped it by a good 3 seconds per lap........30 seconds in a 10 lap race is a HUGE advantage.

A 2006 supercharged one though, is a bit of a turd.

Jon.

**Sharkus29** · 08-24-2011, 08:10 PM

hahahah somebody should ask this guy if he realizes he's talking about a cobalt

**kengeroo** · 08-24-2011, 08:41 PM

one word for this tool .. blat...
http://www.blat.net/

**Bugsly17** · 08-24-2011, 09:03 PM

Title should read: "wanna get embarrassed? Cobalt for sale!"

**xyz999** · 08-24-2011, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Bugsly17

Title should read: "wanna get embarrassed? Cobalt for sale!"

Impreza > Skyline eh? :P

**Oakville** · 08-25-2011, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by Dragon Humper

He's like that Cavalier jackass that actually had his POS car tatooed on his arm, his FOREarm........ for all to see. I'm really digging the sideways photos too.

The last of the Cobalts are actually really good, Turbo, DFI, Brembos, 6spd transaxel.......good enough that a 2010 Cobalt SS embarassed a 3 series BMW on a 1.6mile road course. It wasn't even close, whupped it by a good 3 seconds per lap........30 seconds in a 10 lap race is a HUGE advantage.

A 2006 supercharged one though, is a bit of a turd.

Jon.

still a FWD chevy

**Struik** · 08-25-2011, 01:37 AM

Haha your funny, well if think we are douche bags please entertain our presence with that beauty of a car at race city this Friday night for some good old drag racing or auto cross. Look for a white skyline gtr with the sticker saying vettekiller on the side, pushin 520 all wheel horse, and I'd be glad to wax you and your beautiful little tinker toy all night long, bring your lube too please. Many other douche bag will be there too and it might just end up being a chevy gang bang. Best regards. Good luck with the sale!

This is what I HAD to say to this guy.