I've always wondered what you're doing on this site, being such a BMW-lover and all. I've envisioned you as BMW's Asian spy that was sent to Canada to obtain information on the ongoing battle between car-makers, and how us Canadians are siding. I've furthermore hypothesized that BMW's current version of then-master Joseph Goebbels replaced the left side of your brain with a carbon-fiber replacement (saving approximately 1.2 pounds) and your spine with one made by Getrag.