-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[Eber]

Brown guy in an acura TL ...go figure..rides my ass all the way down the highway high beaming.. Rips up beside me and starts yelling then floors it past me..slows down...floors it contuinues yelling, fingers me and takes off. I could smell his cologne for an hour

[benk23]

here's one of my stories that it was late saturday afternoon I was going for diner with the inlaws and wife so I was to go Deerfoot Tr while I was on the way with moderate toheavy traffic a young kid in a 180 rhd wanted to race in the traffic ( good way toget several tickets at once or the police call you about your driving), so when I pulled of to Glemore he looked angry. What a goof.

needs more punctuation.

[jp4130]

Brown guy in an acura TL ...go figure..rides my ass all the way down the highway high beaming.. Rips up beside me and starts yelling then floors it past me..slows down...floors it contuinues yelling, fingers me and takes off. I could smell his cologne for an hour

I've also have an Acura TL story.

The TL was bone stock with some cheesy graphics running down the side. The driver rolls down his window at light and starts yelling at me "Your on the wrong side of the car" Trying to look cool in front of his passengers, he then goes on to say "Whats that putting down to the wheels 220 hp?" I don't reply, then sarcasticly he says "You know this TL thing puts down 450WHP." I thought it was funny that the random number he used was still 57 lower than the dyno sheet in my glovebox.

[QuietChaos]

^Good on you, for staying classy. I might've lost my cool on that one.

[love_boost]

I've also have an Acura TL story.

The TL was bone stock with some cheesy graphics running down the side. The driver rolls down his window at light and starts yelling at me "Your on the wrong side of the car" Trying to look cool in front of his passengers, he then goes on to say "Whats that putting down to the wheels 220 hp?" I don't reply, then sarcasticly he says "You know this TL thing puts down 450WHP." I thought it was funny that the random number he used was still 57 lower than the dyno sheet in my glovebox.

lmfao
i would pulled it out and put it against my window :P
i guess stickers must add 200or so whp

lol when i bought my tires the guy asked me if it was for the black civic with the polished aluminum rims, i then second guess handing my keys over to the manager

there is a big B.Ser that i unfortunatley ran into, drives a berretta with a big muffler and a few buggered plug wires.

anyways
Thats a nice skyline.
Me: thanks
i have a buddy who has a twin turbo D16 civic
Me: oh lol that sounds like it must throw some impressive numbers
yeah he hit 825whp. i beat a skyline with my Berreta, but it wasnt yours, people underestimate my car.
Me oh really lol, yeah i wouldn't think much off your car beig fast, i like sleepers alot i used to have a ford probe gt with 15psi boost, it took my skyline down the 1/4
yeah i had a 75hp nitrous kit in it, but i took it out before i would break anything
me: oh yeah lol that is pretty smart.
yeah now im going to twin turbo it once i get all my parts. did i tell you that back in halifax the cops had a subaru wrx with twin turbos on it?
Me: oh really haha thats sweet/
is yours the twin turbo skyline?
ME no its a RB20
oh , get a twin turbo and i will build your motor and you will make 1025hp, i did it to my other buddies car.
Me oh thanks for the offer but i have a different route in mind.

after him talking about being a big mechanic and blah blah my friend pulled in with his 91 GTR i asked him if thats the one he beat.

ohhh no man it wasnt that one either, then 2 more GTS-T with RB25DET pulled in i asked it if it was them and no.

but after they saw who i was talking to they left lol, they get sick of listening to his twin turbo on everything under the sun talk.

he now pulls into werever i am parked and tells me how it is a sensor of his that is making it run off of 4 cylinders and asks me if i know which one, when he has 1 plug wire that is in half and the other is melted it looks like, i just told him to change the 2 wires and it will probably help alot lol.

just thought i would share that.

[seafuryfb]

I had a bone head at work that wanted to trade his Black 2000 montecarlo for my gtr, he used to brag about how fast his car was before he as to trade, must have got his doors blow of by gtr or gts

[A18]

My buddy was looking for a truck, so I came with him to check out a toyota tacoma. There was a honda beat at the dealership, so I started talking to the salesman about it.
Me "so this is a 3 cylinder 660cc engine right?"
salesman "nope, see that car?" (pointing to a civic si) "Its the same engine as that, just one cylinder less."
Me "no, the honda beat, its a 3 cylinder 0.6 litre, right?"
salesman "yeah, like I said, its the same as that civic engine, just with one less cylinder. Almost all hondas have that engine."
Me "oh ok, thanks for your help!"

[anthony]

My buddy was looking for a truck, so I came with him to check out a toyota tacoma. There was a honda beat at the dealership, so I started talking to the salesman about it.
Me "so this is a 3 cylinder 660cc engine right?"
salesman "nope, see that car?" (pointing to a civic si) "Its the same engine as that, just one cylinder less."
Me "no, the honda beat, its a 3 cylinder 0.6 litre, right?"
salesman "yeah, like I said, its the same as that civic engine, just with one less cylinder. Almost all hondas have that engine."
Me "oh ok, thanks for your help!"

math must not be a prerequisite for selling cars 4cyl - 1 cyl = 3 cyl
thats like saying the s14 has the same engine as a GTS/GTR only 2 cyl less

[QuietChaos]

That is exactly why you don't go to stealerships for information.

[R32FIEND]

Well as usual all the turbo diesel trucks in my town like to prove that they can smoke there tires right infront of me at the lights... F!!!!in HICKS!!!

[love_boost]

Well as usual all the turbo diesel trucks in my town like to prove that they can smoke there tires right infront of me at the lights... F!!!!in HICKS!!!

yeah and most the time its on gravel from the winter, my bumper is all chipped up now

[Dragon Humper]

LOL

Today a deaf woman (yes, deaf) was on the other side of the pump when I got gas today and did the whole "point at herself, point to the left, make steering gesture, point at me, point to the right, make steering gesture," then shrug.

Took me waaaay to long to figure out she was deaf, which was a little embarassing for me but we both had a good laugh about it.

At our "meet and greet" on Fri. past it took all of 20 min. for some retard in a stock Mustang to start doing donuts in front of us. What a tool.



Jon.

[love_boost]

haha you have the same problem with muscle cars ruining meets.

the cops kicked us out of a parking lot becuase of the way people were driving by lol.

[Oakville]

haha you have the same problem with muscle cars ruining meets.

the cops kicked us out of a parking lot becuase of the way people were driving by lol.

muscle cars. a girl in one of my classes just sold her '93 civic w/ 400xxx+ kms on it and bought a '02 rustang with 250xxx under its belt for $6000. kids these days eh, walks up to me and says 'hey now i can take your so called supercar on.' she knows my love for the 32 GTR and how im saving my way up for it. but christ, anyone who has 4 wheels and a seat these days is all about racing or blowing the hood off a f--king 4 cyl honda engine

[QuietChaos]

muscle cars. a girl in one of my classes just sold her '93 civic w/ 400xxx+ kms on it and bought a '02 rustang with 250xxx under its belt for $6000. kids these days eh, walks up to me and says 'hey now i can take your so called supercar on.' she knows my love for the 32 GTR and how im saving my way up for it. but christ, anyone who has 4 wheels and a seat these days is all about racing or blowing the hood off a f--king 4 cyl honda engine

Like I said, my friend with a 6000lb Ford F-150 challenged me to a race. After I declined, he offered to race me in his 75' Camaro, "After it's restored."