-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[ChasDuran]

I have several stories....

One day my attitude is going to get me punched in the face, but it won't stop me from cutting down idiots.

1. About a month or so ago. I am hanging out with buddies in my wifes Civic. This guy in an early nineties integra (complete with oversize wing, and fart can.) walks up to me and says;

him: "Is there any street racing around here?"
me: "I'm sure you could find some, but nobody will race if you aren't willing
to bet enough for the tickets you could get. (slight tone of sarcasm.)"
him: "What about you?"
me: "I'm not a street racer."
him: "Scared, don't have money?"
me: "Not worth it."
him: (Starts making fun of me in front of my pals. Really cocky.)
me, to my friends: "Do I have money?"
Friends: (Naw, nope, etc,.. All sarcastic..)
me: (withdrawing $2000 in cash from my pocket.) "This is my wifes car." Pause.. "I'm the guy that blew a fireball in your window last week when you reved your engine at those lights." Pointing at the intersection, where I pulled away from him in 1st gear, and fried his eardrums shifting to 2nd gear last weekend. "Try buying a real car, and not picking on rusted out buckets."

He retreats from the laughter of our little group...

I'll add some more stories.. This is going to be fun! :-D

P.S; Only Slightly embelished to shorten the story, but that IS the gist of it.

[Shadao]

man thats pure ownage... i cant wait to get my GTR so i can add to this UBER awesome thread

[ChasDuran]

Ok... Here is another:

Me and a buddy of mine travel to the U.S. on occasion for sh!ts and giggles. We found that after asking around, about an hours travel will bring us to a place where enthusiests gather. We went down with our 32s' to check it out.

Once the noise subsided from our little invasion of the parking lot, we started to get to know the locals. A few of them were very nice. however after the ice was broken, the typical jackholes started to comment. The usual "those cars aren't as fast as my EVO.." "It's not a Gt-R so it's nothin.." and the inevitable invitation to race, "if skylines are so great, why don't you prove it.." Etc, Etc,...

My friends car was almost bone stock at the time, and any work I had done was useless because more than one coilpack was on its way out. Not to mention the stupidity of racing in another country, when we can see the state patrol overlooking the group.

Anyhow.. The nice folks we met wanted to take us on a spirited drive. A Stealth, Our cars, and a nice little late seventies Corrola. (there may have been a couple more, but this was a couple summers ago.) It was supposed to be in good fun, so they could show us the back roads without us getting lost. Well, as we left.. The jackholes I mentioned jumped into the Evo, and tagged along. (A car mind you, that it's owner was bragging about mid 14s quarter mile times with.)

Anyhow, we had to take the I-5 to get to this particular road. The Evo driver was trying to get us to roll race, and was proving to be a horid driver. I dare not mention his behavior on a major interstate, due to the nightmares it could induce... We reached our exit, and the plan was to drive the back road until it returned to the highway so we could part ways. Well the road was great! Short stretches that ended in sharp curves, and many signs that went (translated) 30k, 50k, 30k 50k,10k, etc,... I mean a couple hundred yards, and a 30 degree turn.. But mostly 90s', and 45s'.

After driving this for a few minutes, I noticed the Evo was behind me. Where I, and my friend could speed up, and slow down for a turn.. Even correcting if need be, by kicking out the rear end. This guy had less skill than even his highway crap foreshadowed. He would come at the turns at a fast a speed as possible, than slam the brakes! I drive with my windows down, and I could hear this too.. Almost made me sh!t my slacks a few times. After he had slowed, he would crank the wheel and gun the engine again. Using his AWD to pull him out. Obviously this guy has had NO experience in even amature motorsport.

Then it happened...

I was watching in my 360mm Broadway rearview, when he lost it.:hit_head:

He came into a 45 degree corner TOO Fast, and he locked up his brakes! I watched him slide off the road at an angle, and pinwheel the second he touched the ditch.. Right into an electrical pole, belly first.

At this point I am thinking..

I speed up.. I caught the rest of the group at the next corner, because they were NOT even speeding! Flash my highbeams, and J-turn to get back to the crash. The nice guy in the Corrola has helped idiotstick, and his passenger out onto the road. And I pulled over to spark my nice jdm road flare. The rest of the group arrived maybe a minute later.

The best 1st aiders, did their thing.. While the rest of use surveyed the crash, and took pictures. The driver, and his passenger, weren't really hurt or bleeding. Just, shocked with a little vertigo.

After being b!tched at for street racing by a state trooper, and told to stay out of his country. We left for home. (there is a side story to that too. )

Now for the punchline! :-D

A couple months later, we returned. Met the same group, and asked dumbass how he, his friend, and his car were doing. Well, he was ticketed up the assets. His car was a total write off. And he was only able to cruise around in his best friends ride.ops:

I told him he shouldn't have been driving that way, and he told me that it wasn't his fault! :hit_head:
He said a tie rod broke.... So I called Bull Sh!t right in front of his little click of friends. My friend pulled out his camera phone, and we pointed out the STILL ATTACHED, and UNDAMAGED Tie Rods... Than we went to the next picture, of his BALD TO THE RADIAL Front Tires.

Idiotstick, called us names. Said his real friends know what happened, and he left.

PS: The side story I mentioned... When we went across the border that second time. Border patrol stopped us, and made us come inside. I thought we were in trouble because of last time. It turned out that our third guest being a Korean national, had to go through their new guidelines and sign a registry etc,. They could have told us right off the bat though, instead of making us sweat for half an hour.

Well, that was long as heck! I'm OUT!

[kneacsu]

^ Do you have a gts-t?

[ChasDuran]

Gts-t indeed.

[BurlyR32]

My favourite line is still "How did you get that all the way from England?"

[Stinky_1]

Every honda kid who saw my car asked first how much I paid.

This, completely pisses me off. It is none of your buisiness.

I told one dude I paid 35 grand ( :roll: just to see his reaction )

He answered : " Dude, you got screwed ".

All this while taking a seat in his station wagon suzuki esteem.

I wanted to rip his head off. He left the scene with his head between his legs.

when I was selling my white car everyone at work would ask me how much I wanted for it. I started at $10,000. But as the same people kept asking

"you sell your car yet?"

and then

"how much are you asking?"

In the end I told them I was asking "only $65,000. ANd its a great deal for anyone that can afford it".


On the street if anyone asks how much my car was. I say "around $50,000". Its none of their business what I paid for it. Its my car, it looks expensive, its pretty quick and I like it.

[bignate]

heres my favourite: " man you can just put a chip in a GTR and get 1000hp!"

[6ix]

told my dad a couple days ago what i was planning to do for my christmas gift to myself...:dad im going to buy a skyline gtr: he looks at me and said something that almost brought a tear to my eh..."those are the ones you just have to tune to get 1000hp"

why dad why...and even after showing him that you cant still he thinks.....poor guy however he almost cant wait as much as i cant for chirstmas to role around he even told me that he will pay for ! and only 1 upgrade......he just dosnt know that ill tell him to buy me new turbos...HAHHAHAH

[TougeR32]

i was visiting a buddy once, sitting out in the parking lot by the car when i notice this kid eyeing her up. he walks around, comes over to me and says
"hey nice GTR" I says no, its a GTS-T, but thanks. He looks back at the car and says "oh" like suddenly it's not that great anymore and says to me " i was racing a GTR up the cut the other day, that thing is AWESOME!" I look past him and point at the sunfire he got out of.." that your ride?" I ask him.

kid looks down for a sec..."no...its my moms"

[SoupGTR]

I hate retards......

I'm cutting laps in the ol' Jaw one night (before my water pump exploded), cutting laps on Main Street just to see whats going on, I figured there had to be an old muscle car meet because there were lots out at the time and I'm a sucker for a big block.

While turning around at the one end of town, this punk kid in a blue civic revs his motor up trying to taunt me or something. Sounds like he had a Canadian tire special muffler duck taped on. I do nothing. I make my turn and continue to the lights. Soon we hear the tell tale sound of gayness coming our way and I check my mirrors and who should be there....the civic. I let it be. As we were driving down main he rips up beside me, pushes in the clutch and revs the piss outta his 4-banger. he lets out the clutch and takes off and cuts me off. I'm thinking.....What a tard, if I was in my beretta.....

Anyway, he continues to be an a$$ all night. finally after about 45 min of getting cut off and having a Canadian tire exhaust reved in my ear I had had enough. He pulls up behind me at a set of lights and starts revving. Once he is done trying to be sweet.I let the ol' RB20 do its thing. And as a bonus I may have shot a little flame cause I heard a beauty pop when it was coming down. After that I never say those retards again. Scared the gayness out of em and they went home. XD.

God I love turbos.

[lilweiner]

i was visiting a buddy once, sitting out in the parking lot by the car when i notice this kid eyeing her up. he walks around, comes over to me and says
"hey nice GTR" I says no, its a GTS-T, but thanks. He looks back at the car and says "oh" like suddenly it's not that great anymore and says to me " i was racing a GTR up the cut the other day, that thing is AWESOME!" I look past him and point at the sunfire he got out of.." that your ride?" I ask him.

kid looks down for a sec..."no...its my moms"

I hate to sound like a jerk, but personally i hate the Skyline GTR sharing the names with Gts-t and gts and gts 4 and crap, it de-values the car so much. And, makes alot of people mistake GTR for the others, when it is a totally different car.

[G.T.R]

Well you guys dont foreget your roots, you were spawned from the mighty strong huge loins of the RB20. There mistaken for GTR's because of the F&F no one knows better. I personally would take a GTS T/4 over a GTR as I can have fun with my car without ruining my 20,000+ investment just my .02 cents

[Stinky_1]

I hate to sound like a jerk, but personally i hate the Skyline GTR sharing the names with Gts-t and gts and gts 4 and crap, it de-values the car so much. And, makes alot of people mistake GTR for the others, when it is a totally different car.

I hate when people act like newbs and pretend like their GTR is "soooo much better" than a GTS4 (or even GTST).

I have shown it before, and I will show it again. What do you have over my gts4? about 60 whp!!!!

I have the same AWD, I have the same Suspension.

What do I not have??

2 doors, wide body, a boost gauge, 4 passengers, orange corner lights.....

Sounds like ALL RICE MODS to me!! What do you have for performance over me? Again, just 60 whp.

What does it take to make my gts4 as fast as a stock gtr? About $1000. What did it cost me for my GTS4? $7500 so far. WHat is a GTR worth? More than $7500 thats for sure!

So while I have fun ripping up the track with my gts4, you can worry about spinning your bearing at high rpm and not affording to fix it


lets end this whole "high and mighty because I own a gtr attitude". Your not better than ANYBODY because you have a GTR. It certainly does not make you more of a man.

I bought a GTS4 because of what I needed (4 doors, awd, cheap, and reliable). I certainly did NOT "not" buy a GTR because I could not afford it!!

[flipridah17]

Werd..x2

I hate when people act like newbs and pretend like their GTR is "soooo much better" than a GTS4 (or even GTST).

I have shown it before, and I will show it again. What do you have over my gts4? about 60 whp!!!!

I have the same AWD, I have the same Suspension.

What do I not have??

2 doors, wide body, a boost gauge, 4 passengers, orange corner lights.....

Sounds like ALL RICE MODS to me!! What do you have for performance over me? Again, just 60 whp.

What does it take to make my gts4 as fast as a stock gtr? About $1000. What did it cost me for my GTS4? $7500 so far. WHat is a GTR worth? More than $7500 thats for sure!

So while I have fun ripping up the track with my gts4, you can worry about spinning your bearing at high rpm and not affording to fix it


lets end this whole "high and mighty because I own a gtr attitude". Your not better than ANYBODY because you have a GTR. It certainly does not make you more of a man.

I bought a GTS4 because of what I needed (4 doors, awd, cheap, and reliable). I certainly did NOT "not" buy a GTR because I could not afford it!!