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    A little story of what happened to my mom.

    So my mom was on a 3 day fruit diet, for fun. She told her student who's esl (english second language). Her student(female) said to her. "you don't need to diet, you have good sex"
    after some questioning, it turns out the student was trying to say " you don't need to diet, you're sexy"

    i thought it was kind of funny. It could even be the next big saying
    example:
    Jessica Alba has good sex
    I don't have good sex
    haha. awesome

    hope you guys get a chuckle out of this

    edited after a couple posts lol
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    Originally posted by Muss
    Now why would two best friends fight? I'd say they'd just make a cookie pie, tell each other bed time stories and have a sleepover.

  • #2
    Uh, I think you should be concerned with why your esl student is calling your Mom sexy before anything else.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Caithness View Post
      Uh, I think you should be concerned with why is your esl student is calling your Mom sexy before anything else.
      Haha, +1.
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      • #4
        Thread is useless without pics!!!
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        • #5
          i mean come on jon lol like u didnt know a thread about ur mum was gonna turn into a pictures request

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          • #6
            here's her pics



            also, it was a female student. not a male student
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            widebody rb25 r32
            Built by Fraser Valley Imports not Bought
            We aren't just Importers, We are Owners
            ----------------------------------------------
            friends of:
            genetic tuning!!!

            Originally posted by Muss
            Now why would two best friends fight? I'd say they'd just make a cookie pie, tell each other bed time stories and have a sleepover.

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            • #7
              lol thats halarious. but whats an esl student? like an exchange student? ive got a few stories about language barriers but nothing to funny. just a few inside jokes. my friend has a new exchange student living with him every couple of years. i get more laughs out of the non stop emails i get from japanese car salesmen lol. some of the sentances they put together crack me up.
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              • #8
                EST - English as Secondary Language.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Caithness View Post
                  EST - English as Secondary Language.
                  ESL, not EST

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RyanGTS-T View Post
                    ESL, not EST
                    nah the T's silent
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