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  • New scam alert..careful guys!

    'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.



    I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:



    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tops.



    It is impossible not to look.



    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'no' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.



    You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.



    I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also February 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.



    So tell your friends to be careful.



    P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.




    I stole that off another board i Lol'ed

    "Life's too short to drive boring cars!"

  • #2
    thats great laughed out loud
    understeer -is when you go off the road and see the tree that kills you
    oversteer-is when you go off the road backwards and dont see the tree that kills you

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    • #3
      Better start scoping out home depots :-P
      '12 STi Sedan

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      • #4
        the picture version is better its an oldy but a goody

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        • #5
          time to start stocking up on wallets. lol.
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          • #6
            ^ agree..time to stock up cheap wallets n let the girl crawl all over you. 1.99 a wallet to trade for a stripper??? Thats cheaper than a lap dance!!
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            • #7
              i remmeber seeing this a while ago, definetly good for a good laugh,.
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              • #8
                I lol'ed...

                I lol'ed soo hard I Rofl'ed
                Fast isn't Fast enough

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                • #9
                  Oh man...I was at Home Depot a few times last week and wasn't a victim...Dammit.

                  I need to go back tomorrow so I'll cross my fingers!
                  Fraser Valley Imports
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                  • #10
                    sweet two hot girls and it only costs u $2 and a few STDs

                    id hate to be the guys with the roll cage. "sorry i can only take one of u"

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                    • #11
                      Oldie but goddie!! Thank you!
                      More POWAH=More PWNAGE!

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                      • #12
                        that's the funniest shyte I've heard in a while......I was taking it really seriously until I read the last few lines LOL

                        thanks

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