I hate crack heads!

[deliberate32]

Well....sitting at work, another long boring ass night dispatching tow trucks, and monitoring alarms....

Look up at the security camera, and I see 2 guys huddled around the trunk of my car...so I called 911 cuz it looked like they were trying to take my spoiler off...

The rcmp lady then says she has 2 cruisers dispatched...to which I see these crack head douche sacks lean down and snort a rail off my spoiler, right as the cops drive by.

The cops talk to em, get their ID and everything I guess....and.....let the fuckers go...I can't believe they could snort coke infront of the police and walk away with out anything done to them...

Anyways...thought i'd rant a little....



Oh and to make the night even worse the toilet backed up and I had to clean up a bunch of yellow water off the floor....not a happy camper 2nite...cant wait til my shift is over...
/endrant.

[R32_TDOT]

next time just dont call the cops, go out, pretend you want to sell them some more coke, then club em in the head with a big pipe wrench .:biggrin:

[dah_hunter]

Skylines, When you dont have a Glass table they do the Job..

:-)

[Tap56]

Might want to give the car a good washing. Last thing you need is trace amounts of coke on you or around your car.

[EkostonS]

sheldon man u got bad luck with the car outfront of that place, u needs to find a safe place to park it while you are working
ud think it would be safe there with a bar right there and lotsa traffic!

[Shadao]

just spray some non-harmful cleaner on your spoiler next time that way when they try to cut up some lines it sticks to it thus ruining there good time :P

[EkostonS]

then knowing cokeheads they will smash the hell outta his car for fuckin with their high and money

[CanadianGTR]

Could have been worse.... could have been brown water.
Go buy a cheap locker mirror and put it on your wing with a note saying the following:

Dear Crackheads,
I noticed you like to cut/snort rails on my wing. This is something I don't want to have you make a habit out of (snorting on my wing, not snorting coke.... too late for that) so I've kindly given you another surface to snort coke off of.

Cheers.

- Mirror Guy

PS - Drugs are bad mmmkay.

[Oakville]

just spray some non-harmful cleaner on your spoiler next time that way when they try to cut up some lines it sticks to it thus ruining there good time :P

LOL thats an easy way to get a laugh and a new paintjob.

[Shadao]

LOL thats an easy way to get a laugh and a new paintjob.

it works rather well...

when i used to work at one of the local clubs we would smear a thin layer of vaseline across the tops of the toilets...people stopped doing coke in our bathrooms

[Oakville]

it works rather well...

when i used to work at one of the local clubs we would smear a thin layer of vaseline across the tops of the toilets...people stopped doing coke in our bathrooms

In the words of my friend, "what about if Bill Cosby had to drop his kids off at the pool?"

dont ask, LOL. but yeah, what about those who had to go? skydiving I presume?

[Shadao]

tops of the toilets... not the toilets seats... althought i wouldnt put it past a coke head to snort a rail from a toilet seat

[Oakville]

Im an idiot

[deliberate32]

Yeah...next time I won't call the cops I'll take the vigilante route...time to start taking the tire iron into work now, instead of just tucked away.