American KFC

[Drama]

so on thirsday i went to the u.s. for the first time, and it was a horrible experience. at the border crossing i my name was flagged as non compliant becuase my "upgraded license" was not "upgraded" and i had no other identification.
next thing just as we are leaving collville we stop at kfc and i got up to the counter and the guy says hey what can i get you. i answer "can i please get a spicy big crunch combo?" guy at the till says "excuse me sir?" i say "a spicy big crunch combo" then hes like "one second sir" goes to the back to talk to manager, comes back and says sir i dont know what that is, so im like " just a big crunch combo but put the spicy mayo stuff on the sangwich" hes like "sir we dont have that at kfc", i then proceeded to walk out, awestruck at the fack that an american kfc doesnt carry kfc's only good food item. pissed me off for sure.
/rant

[GTR--J]

KFC has good food?

[love_boost]

KFC has good food?

X2

[doublejceballos]

only thing good at KFC is only sold in the states as far as I know (im american)
and thats the biscuits down there mmm.mmm.
everything else sucks
so does your spicy big crunch combo
lol
oh and get a passport and save the trouble

[PopolZ]

my buddies at my old work place used to do a KFC run on Tuesday nights... these were called the "dirty bird runs"

[GTR-Dad]

80 grams of milky white fat in every piece. mmmmmm....

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[tokes]

80 grams of milky white fat in every piece. mmmmmm....

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I can hear your heart palpitating from here!

[m_melen]

a friend of mine found a tumor in her chicken once. got really sick. nasty stuff man

[R32_TDOT]

not chicken anymore, chicken meat imitator grown in test tubes..

[MikeRWK]

Everytime i eat there i get a headache and feel like ****, but i still like some of their ****.

[will@jdmconnection]

If you think KFC is bad in the states, try it in Japan.... Seriously the sickest thing I have ever eaten and I am not a fussy eater.

[Shadao]

a friend of mine found a tumor in her chicken once. got really sick. nasty stuff man

urban legend!!!!

i worked at mcd's when i was younger and one of the locations in vancouver had a woman bite into a crispy chicken sandwich that had a puss filled tumor... she was gonna sue mcd's but they settled out of court few a couple hundred thousand dollars... i only know of it because i worked there... but as part of the settlement there was a gag order...

if you're friend actually bit into a tumor she should have done something about it and got some free money!!!!

[Oakville]

lets keep the kfc horror stories to a minimum, i have to eat soon. :P

[MikeRWK]

those honey bbq chicken things at wendys are awesome

[0piston]

urban legend!!!!

i worked at mcd's when i was younger and one of the locations in vancouver had a woman bite into a crispy chicken sandwich that had a puss filled tumor... she was gonna sue mcd's but they settled out of court few a couple hundred thousand dollars... i only know of it because i worked there... but as part of the settlement there was a gag order...

if you're friend actually bit into a tumor she should have done something about it and got some free money!!!!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tumor.asp