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  • Hey doucher biker! Learn to drive!

    Hey! If anybody reading this was on an ugly yellow sports bike in Montreal and you got upset today because a big ugly silver Ford got in your way this might be for you!
    I was getting off the 40 west at st. charles and you got upset because i changed lanes 500 feet in front of you, but you were going so fast you caught up and almost killed. If you wouldnt go 200kph down the shoulder of the highway and then try to merge where people try to exit YOU WOULDN'T ALMOST GET RUN OVER CUZ PEOPLE CANT SEE YOU COMING STUPID. YOU'RE THE REASON US PEOPLE WHO RIDE BIKES GET A BAD REP IN THIS PROVINCE!

    I doubt that anybody on this forum is capable of such stupidity, but this is where I come to rant.

    ps-i know the ford is ugly, im so ashamed...
    I've been brushing my teeth with jack but it's resulted in terrible amounts of tooth decay.

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    one day Darwin will catch up with him...
    Alex
    1991 Skyline GT-R
    2010 Ford Taurus SHO

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    • #3
      yeah i agree, some of the bikers are absolutley nuts.

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      • #4
        pff 300km/h or bust.
        Real Skyline owners have lost at least one to a freakish accident (*- ω -) = #dungive'a

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        • #5
          I had the same thing happen! (almost).

          I was getting on the highway, shoulder checked, merged on and a bike misses me by shear inches! I was doing 110ish and he had atleast 100km/hr on me. He must have **** his pants hard. I caught up to him later, and gave him a little wave. Pretty sure he won't be doing anything stupid like that again. Thought maybe I had inadvertently saved his life, until 5 minutes later when he regained his wit he cranked it on the shoulder and passed a semi and then switched back over to the far side of the fast lane to do the same thing...

          Some people just think they're invincible.
          DISCLAIMER: If any of the above comments in this post hurt your feelings you are likely taking me too seriously; I'm probably just busting your balls. If you're unsure, feel free to PM me and we can discuss the matter privately, as to not pull the thread OT.

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          • #6
            i dont get it...i love bikes but im a harley and triumph kinda guy. theyre just a way to relax and get away from the city for me, i got the skyline for going fast!
            I've been brushing my teeth with jack but it's resulted in terrible amounts of tooth decay.

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            • #7
              Im a triumph kinda guy... this is mine, and im guilty of going fast, i like the thrill..




              Not Actualy mine. as mine is modded and orange..

              but you get the idea.
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              Imports are more then a Fad, they are a Life Style
              Originally posted by JZ
              Agreed. Good to have you here Ben
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              • #8
                as sexy as the Tiger is i'm a bigger fan of the America or even a Thruxton. great choice going with triumph though, there is nothing more excellent
                I've been brushing my teeth with jack but it's resulted in terrible amounts of tooth decay.

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                • #9
                  Im 6'9" i wanted something sporty that wouldnt hurt my back on long drives..
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                  FVI Fo Life
                  Imports are more then a Fad, they are a Life Style
                  Originally posted by JZ
                  Agreed. Good to have you here Ben
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                  • #10
                    Daytona 675 ftw!

                    sexiest sport bike ever made EVER.

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                    • #11
                      jebus dude, how do you ride a sportbike at all??
                      I've been brushing my teeth with jack but it's resulted in terrible amounts of tooth decay.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dah_hunter View Post
                        Im a triumph kinda guy... this is mine, and im guilty of going fast, i like the thrill..




                        Not Actualy mine. as mine is modded and orange..

                        but you get the idea.
                        so your implying that that is capable of going fast?

                        lol sorry I had to...
                        Originally posted by Oakville
                        that, is what us oakvillians like to call an 'instabone'

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by m_melen View Post
                          jebus dude, how do you ride a sportbike at all??

                          I dont..

                          I ride the my Tiger..

                          Its a big bike..


                          (Yes its fast.)
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                          FVI Fo Life
                          Imports are more then a Fad, they are a Life Style
                          Originally posted by JZ
                          Agreed. Good to have you here Ben
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                          • #14
                            well then i'd probably look ridiculous on one at 5 foot 9. course i probably look ridiculous on the America too, but ITS SO SEXY, GAAHHHHHHHHHH!
                            I've been brushing my teeth with jack but it's resulted in terrible amounts of tooth decay.

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                            • #15
                              im 6 foot 6, and i used to ride a 1978 honda 550four and a 2003 ninja 600. i hardly fit, but i fit. sport bikes give you huge confidence. you feel totaly in control going over 200km/h. the smallest thing could kill you, but you feel invincable. its dangerous to have this huge confidence boost. to many unskilled riders out there. i road dirtbikes my whole life and i still scared myself as soon as the front wheel left the ground on the ninja. and speed wobbles are not fun, just sayin.... but gladly i never dumped a bike. i was lucky on many occasions.
                              WHEN MY TURBO'S GET SPOOLED, YOUR GONNA GET SCHOOLED
                              (O▫O)______(O▫O)
                              Originally posted by Snow
                              Japanese boys remind me of my Skyline

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