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  • #16
    dave chappelle used to have a segment of "when keeping it real goes wrong...". this crash is one good example of it.
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    • #17
      but how was the guy in the bmw keeping it real? i dont get it...
      How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Shadao View Post
        but how was the guy in the bmw keeping it real? i dont get it...
        He wanted attention on his mad tyte Beemer, no one cared. He wanted attention and let his inner professional driver come out to play. Who else is going to make sure everyone know who the man is in the house? CRUNCH!! and he surely got everyone's attention. Now it's on this forum and other ones most likely.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by MikeRWK View Post
          You watch Trailer Park Boys much?
          ahah, I have started to adapt Ricky and J-Roc's way of speaking into my daily vocab. best show of all time right there.
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          • #20
            i have a story like this, a few years ago at my highschool, on the last day the grad class gathers in the parking lot infront of the school to count down the last minute of school, well during this countdown a 3 collosal handjobs from another school's grad class come flying through the parking lot in one of thier daddy's porsche's. now keep in mind they were all hammered, and they decided it would be cool to drift out of the parking lot after doing some doughnuts, well at the entrance/exit of the parking lot there is a huge metal gate that attaches to two big cement pilons on each side just past the curb. well during the drift out of the parking lot the driver slams into one of the cement pilons, and destroys the car. they all got the **** kicked out of them by my school's grad class and im sure the dad who owned the car was pissed right the **** off. but hey, was entertaining for everyone else to see what asshats they made of themselves.
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            Top mount is cool but I'd feel like a nerd with top mounted 2530's, they're so tiny. Would look about as good as a girl with A cups sporting a DD bra.
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            I agree, they get to wear all those cute outfits!!!! OMG JEALOUS!

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            • #21
              That's fukkin near a write off!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Drama View Post
                i have a story like this, a few years ago at my highschool, on the last day the grad class gathers in the parking lot infront of the school to count down the last minute of school, well during this countdown a 3 collosal handjobs from another school's grad class come flying through the parking lot in one of thier daddy's porsche's. now keep in mind they were all hammered, and they decided it would be cool to drift out of the parking lot after doing some doughnuts, well at the entrance/exit of the parking lot there is a huge metal gate that attaches to two big cement pilons on each side just past the curb. well during the drift out of the parking lot the driver slams into one of the cement pilons, and destroys the car. they all got the **** kicked out of them by my school's grad class and im sure the dad who owned the car was pissed right the **** off. but hey, was entertaining for everyone else to see what asshats they made of themselves.
                that kind of **** dosen't happen in real life

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                • #23
                  heres more pics that some of the porsche guys took. the guy in the first pic in the black shirt. the really fat guy is the guy driving the bmw. the good looking guy in green is me. im the one beside the orange bmw.

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                  • #24
                    That's right, lets just throw the pieces that are covered with coolant/oil/whatelse on the interior? O_o

                    Poor car.....
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BlackAura View Post
                      That's right, lets just throw the pieces that are covered with coolant/oil/whatelse on the interior? O_o

                      Poor car.....
                      at that point he didnt care about anything else except getting away from the scene before cops get there. within 20 minutes of the accident happening he already had his car loaded on the tow truck and he was gone.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by assass1n View Post
                        at that point he didnt care about anything else except getting away from the scene before cops get there. within 20 minutes of the accident happening he already had his car loaded on the tow truck and he was gone.
                        sounds like I need to befriend a tow truck driver ......

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by billboa View Post
                          sounds like I need to befriend a tow truck driver ......
                          everyone needs to befriend a tow truck. a tow truck can get you out of any ticket. hahaha.
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                          • #28
                            i don't like that orange bimmer. wide body but no fitment to support. wheels are too thin methinks.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by dan5050 View Post
                              i don't like that orange bimmer. wide body but no fitment to support. wheels are too thin methinks.
                              those wheels are WIDE. he's part of team toyo street and his car was also on tuner transformation before. he has them tucked in a bit as to not wreck his wide body fenders. iirc they should be around 10-10.5 wide wheels. could be more in the back.
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                              • #30
                                In my second year of high school, this kid who was well known to have money got his mother to drop him off at school in her bright banana yellow Hummer H1 Convertible.

                                We have a half driveway at the school I used to go to, and she slowly eased into it, so that the people outside could see him ().

                                Anyways, she comes in slow behind this Grade 11, who had this Civic that he had poured his life into. She came in, pressed on the brake, and put it in Park... or so she thought.

                                Unfortunately, she hadn't looked down, and had raised the ride height instead, so when she lifted her foot off the brake, it rolled forward, and onto the trunk of this poor kids Civic. He was in the car at the time, and he was LIVID.

                                About two weeks later, the rich kid changed schools, and he's well known to this day for having the mother who can't tell the difference between FT4WD, and Park.

                                I've decided to do a little chop of what it was like:



                                Excuse my fartsy photoshop... it's just for hilarity's sake.
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