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  • #61


    I prefer BMW's too, fella.
    03 Infiniti G35 Coupe 5AT "Valerie"

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    • #62
      Originally posted by QuietChaos View Post
      http://www.autoblog.com/gallery/bmw-r8/

      I prefer BMW's too, fella.
      Disclaimer: I intend no hostility or anything of that matter. Please take this post with a sense of humour. If you are offended in any way in any part of this, PM me and I will take it down immediately. Anyway...





      I've always wondered what you're doing on this site, being such a BMW-lover and all. I've envisioned you as BMW's asian spy that was sent to Canada to obtain information on the ongoing battle between car-makers, and how us Canadians are siding. I've furthermore hypothesized that BMW's current version of then-master Joseph Goebbels replaced the left side of your brain with a carbon-fiber replacement (saving approximately 1.2 pounds) and your spine with one made by Getrag (yes, a German company for those who didn't know that).

      I have concluded that you aren't of similar origin as the T-1000 (from the Terminator movies) and the others because Getrag went bankrupt last November and I'm sure they'd stay away from black-ops if they do manage to recover enough in the future to the point to even take on special tasks such as this, as being caught aiding corporate espionage without the ability to hire a cunning lawyer that is nothing less of being omniscient would surely be the genesis of their permanent demise.

      Additionally, your username of "QuietChaos" supports my thesis. In this piece of theoretical evidence, it can be shown that this could very well imply the very deed you were created to carry out: cause internal chaos in our brains and our hearts, causing us to fight with our conscience on the subject of our loyalty to Nissan and their deity: the GTR.

      Now after reading this -- being Asian (namery Japanese I guess, due to the whole kamikaze, hara-kiri/seppuku and Gundam Wing history thing, but I am not imprying that you are or are not of Japanese decent by any means) -- I'm sure that your (mechanical or otherwise) "instinct" would be to self-destruct because I have found you out, jeopardizing your mission. I plead that you do not! Even though you are possibly partly robotic and trying to sabotage our loyalties, we are cool with that! After all, we are Canadian, and this is GTRC. This is a home for everyone (except colouredbills)... and that includes partly-mechanic spies from Germany (still holding the exception for colouredbills).

      We all love you!
      <-- (GTRC)

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      • #63
        Originally posted by raijin-xiii View Post
        Disclaimer: I intend no hostility or anything of that matter. Please take this post with a sense of humour. If you are offended in any way in any part of this, PM me and I will take it down immediately. Anyway...





        I've always wondered what you're doing on this site, being such a BMW-lover and all. I've envisioned you as BMW's asian spy that was sent to Canada to obtain information on the ongoing battle between car-makers, and how us Canadians are siding. I've furthermore hypothesized that BMW's current version of then-master Joseph Goebbels replaced the left side of your brain with a carbon-fiber replacement (saving approximately 1.2 pounds) and your spine with one made by Getrag (yes, a German company for those who didn't know that).

        I have concluded that you aren't of similar origin as the T-1000 (from the Terminator movies) and the others because Getrag went bankrupt last November and I'm sure they'd stay away from black-ops if they do manage to recover enough in the future to the point to even take on special tasks such as this, as being caught aiding corporate espionage without the ability to hire a cunning lawyer that is nothing less of being omniscient would surely be the genesis of their permanent demise.

        Additionally, your username of "QuietChaos" supports my thesis. In this piece of theoretical evidence, it can be shown that this could very well imply the very deed you were created to carry out: cause internal chaos in our brains and our hearts, causing us to fight with our conscience on the subject of our loyalty to Nissan and their deity: the GTR.

        Now after reading this -- being Asian (namery Japanese I guess, due to the whole kamikaze, hara-kiri/seppuku and Gundam Wing history thing, but I am not imprying that you are or are not of Japanese decent by any means) -- I'm sure that your (mechanical or otherwise) "instinct" would be to self-destruct because I have found you out, jeopardizing your mission. I plead that you do not! Even though you are possibly partly robotic and trying to sabotage our loyalties, we are cool with that! After all, we are Canadian, and this is GTRC. This is a home for everyone (except colouredbills)... and that includes partly-mechanic spies from Germany (still holding the exception for colouredbills).

        We all love you!
        <-- (GTRC)
        I thought you were going to say Coloured folk... and I was going to be like:

        RACIST!
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        246R 見渡せば 花も紅葉も なかりけり 浦のとまやの 秋の夕ぐれ

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        • #64
          Originally posted by raijin-xiii View Post
          Disclaimer: I intend no hostility or anything of that matter. Please take this post with a sense of humour. If you are offended in any way in any part of this, PM me and I will take it down immediately. Anyway...





          I've always wondered what you're doing on this site, being such a BMW-lover and all. I've envisioned you as BMW's asian spy that was sent to Canada to obtain information on the ongoing battle between car-makers, and how us Canadians are siding. I've furthermore hypothesized that BMW's current version of then-master Joseph Goebbels replaced the left side of your brain with a carbon-fiber replacement (saving approximately 1.2 pounds) and your spine with one made by Getrag (yes, a German company for those who didn't know that).

          I have concluded that you aren't of similar origin as the T-1000 (from the Terminator movies) and the others because Getrag went bankrupt last November and I'm sure they'd stay away from black-ops if they do manage to recover enough in the future to the point to even take on special tasks such as this, as being caught aiding corporate espionage without the ability to hire a cunning lawyer that is nothing less of being omniscient would surely be the genesis of their permanent demise.

          Additionally, your username of "QuietChaos" supports my thesis. In this piece of theoretical evidence, it can be shown that this could very well imply the very deed you were created to carry out: cause internal chaos in our brains and our hearts, causing us to fight with our conscience on the subject of our loyalty to Nissan and their deity: the GTR.

          Now after reading this -- being Asian (namery Japanese I guess, due to the whole kamikaze, hara-kiri/seppuku and Gundam Wing history thing, but I am not imprying that you are or are not of Japanese decent by any means) -- I'm sure that your (mechanical or otherwise) "instinct" would be to self-destruct because I have found you out, jeopardizing your mission. I plead that you do not! Even though you are possibly partly robotic and trying to sabotage our loyalties, we are cool with that! After all, we are Canadian, and this is GTRC. This is a home for everyone (except colouredbills)... and that includes partly-mechanic spies from Germany (still holding the exception for colouredbills).

          We all love you!
          <-- (GTRC)
          Your post just made my day.


          Summary:

          I'm a semi-robotic German automotive spy designed and assembled in Bavaria with the appearance of an Asian who lives in Canada and drives a BMW but lurks on a Skyline forum..who was sent to brainwash Canadians into buying BMW's.

          Win.
          03 Infiniti G35 Coupe 5AT "Valerie"

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            • #66
              Originally posted by mcfly View Post
              LOL!! (pervert)

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              • #67


                You can't doubt the existance of hell when you live in it

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                • #68
                  he he he, i need this pill

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                  • #69
                    It doesn't get any more serious then a rhinoceros about to charge your ass!


                    ahhhhh hahahah that's some funny ****

                    Tџяϊsмø

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                    • #70
                      Just found this on google
                      Soon to be Neo6 GTS-t!!!!!! Cant wait

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                          • #73
                            no pic, my pre-centre scroll ball blackberry has no camera, but I was driving down Dundas in Oakville today, which sports quite a few fresh fruit and vegetable stands, and was greeted by a funny sign

                            Huge yellow sign, reading 'SUPER SWEET CORN'

                            a few oakville 'thugs' went and did some sharpie magic to the C, i burst out laughing

                            a giant P replaced the C lolol
                            Victory is on the horizon..

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                            • #74



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                              FVI Fo Life
                              Imports are more then a Fad, they are a Life Style
                              Originally posted by JZ
                              Agreed. Good to have you here Ben
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                              • #75
                                Proud owner of the 2nd Skyline and the only GTR on the island!

                                Boost@14PSI, YellowJacket Coils, Extreme TSC, Full Nismo N1 Bodykit, Greddy Speed Cut Controller, HKS Turbo Timer, 280LPH Denso Fuel Pump, Nismo Slave Cylinder, AMS BOVs, Nismo Clutch Pivot, ACT Xtreme 6 Puck and HDPP, Greddy Panel Filter

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