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thats funny as ****. i had to learn to love her with a face like that but we're all proud of what shes gone through to get where she is. 14 surgeries and shes almost half way to where she wants to be. Love the eyebrows baby!
Now come sex poppa
KyleOriginally posted by funkymonkeyYou guys need to set up an RSPCS (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Skylines) and take a baseball bat to the heads of owners that bring disrespect to the heritage by being metrosexual knob jockeys behind the steering wheel.
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Hey guys. Thanks for the compliments. Mango is right, the doctors didn't say it would turn out as well as it did... I so thrilled. Now that my face is where I always dreamed it would be, they are moving on to the rest of my body. Apparently I can make a fair bit of money selling my body fat on the black market. Something like $10,000/L. So that's going to be... like $300,000 when they're finished!
I just can't wait. I haven't been able to see my toes since I was 6.
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when we used to sex i would just lay on top of her and couldnt touch the bed with either hand, but man, now i can almost get my arms around her. Its so much easier to get into it when i dont have to worry about suffocation
KyleOriginally posted by funkymonkeyYou guys need to set up an RSPCS (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Skylines) and take a baseball bat to the heads of owners that bring disrespect to the heritage by being metrosexual knob jockeys behind the steering wheel.
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Honey... don't tell everyone about our love life. I like to keep that private. BTW I stopped off at Victoria Secret today and have a surprise for you.... teehee..
Love you
(P.S... don't pick those scabs anymore, I got a really good lotion from the dollar store)
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this is getting out of hand.... Mrs. Mango.... HAH not a chance... besides that picture really does not do me justice.. lol if you did a lil research on this site, you could find a real pic of me... for all of you that are search challenged i will post a pic later tonight... oh and mrs mango will be history... lmao... still a funny thread... when kyle told me about it i had to read it. well it made my week.
AmyCUTE CUTE
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I wonder if the god of Mrs Mango was banned too...?
hahaha.
I don't see any point in posting pics of girl friends etc. While we're at it why don't we all take pictures of our penis' next to rulers too.DISCLAIMER: If any of the above comments in this post hurt your feelings you are likely taking me too seriously; I'm probably just busting your balls. If you're unsure, feel free to PM me and we can discuss the matter privately, as to not pull the thread OT.
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Originally posted by Snow View PostWhile we're at it why don't we all take pictures of our penis' next to rulers too.
Haha I wouldn't want to embarrass my self.Heartless(skylineless) for now:
08 tundra 5.7,6" lift, M/T baja atz 35",20" driv moonshine,araid CAI, soon to be blown!!
02 cavalier z24with one hell of a stereo
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