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  • Originally posted by doublejceballos View Post
    This one is a must read, ill try to shorten this as much as possible
    guy knocks on door with 2 friends. Asks if my car is for sale (its not listed yet but I want to sell) I say yes
    yada yada ask him is price range says 7ish. I say I can let it go for sevenish
    His friend asks does it have a blow off valve
    this is when I knew they were noobs
    So i ask how old the kid interested is. He says 16.
    im like you dont even have your lincense man
    "yeah well im getting it in January man"
    yada yada. says im so lucky, its his dream car, shows me his phone background as it was a picture of some white skyline he saw in surry (could be snows), tells me to add him on facebook
    Then proceeds to ask me to sit in it, look in it yada yada
    I politely tell him its parked for the night and maybe if he was actualy interested in buying then i would.
    he then begs me for a ride
    c'mon, c'mon its my dream, please man please
    So i say alllllright
    hes like are you serious? OMG are you serious? Im like relax ill brb
    i come back out and he asks if he can hug me, ahah i say no
    I warn him that my car smells like rotton meat as raw hamburger was left in there over night (its a fricken disaster, i want to vomit right now)
    the kids said something like i dont care, thats the smell of awesomeness
    ill never forget it
    lol so we leave, turn the corner onto a bigger street, punch it through first and second past a semi, get the tires loose, my car is straight piped mind you, it back fires and hes like
    omg omg omg omg I have butterflies omg, im gunna throw up
    yo your my best friend seriously thank you
    omg omg i cant believe this
    proceeds to call his friend, then asks me to rip past them again and "do that thing again with the blow off valve and the back fire, please, please omg omg"
    haha so i come up slowly in third and let off the gas so they can hear the BOV
    then he says turn here, i do, he calls his sister, and has me stop in front of her house, makes her come out to see him in a skyline
    shes like wtf and i was like your brother knocked on my door and asked for a ride, lol
    she was like what? thats aweomse, thank you
    I take the kid back
    he asks again to hug me
    wants my number
    asks if im going to leave him hanging
    " your my best friend dude, yo can we hang? dude we can go out and get hamburgers ar mcdonalds or chill" ??? haha
    During I our convorsation he was like how often do you see these, i was replied that they are all over abbotsford, and that I had two
    he was like oh my god are you serious, you are the luckiest man alive wtf are you doing sitting at home you should be out tonight showing this off
    i was like dude i was out today showing of my gtr to two friends who also have skylines an r33 and and r32
    he then proceeded to ask if he could come to car meets with me and meet my friends and see their cars. lol

    THE KID WAS NUTS BASICALLY

    longness FTL i know sorry
    Oh god what was his name?

    Bring him out. We all need a little entertainment in our lives haha
    DISCLAIMER: If any of the above comments in this post hurt your feelings you are likely taking me too seriously; I'm probably just busting your balls. If you're unsure, feel free to PM me and we can discuss the matter privately, as to not pull the thread OT.

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    • His Name is ravi
      and he's really starting to annoy me on Facebook
      I wont be bringing him out. or hopefully ever seeing him again
      OH EDIT
      I was driving through town yesterday and the kid pulls up in his sisters suv with flowers hanging from the mirror
      16 with no license driving around, making ppl wait behind him as he yells yo remember me!
      do a burnout man. c'mon! Ill wait, just do it.
      Originally posted by Oakville
      that, is what us oakvillians like to call an 'instabone'

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      • punch that kid in the mouth
        Proud owner of the 2nd Skyline and the only GTR on the island!

        Boost@14PSI, YellowJacket Coils, Extreme TSC, Full Nismo N1 Bodykit, Greddy Speed Cut Controller, HKS Turbo Timer, 280LPH Denso Fuel Pump, Nismo Slave Cylinder, AMS BOVs, Nismo Clutch Pivot, ACT Xtreme 6 Puck and HDPP, Greddy Panel Filter

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        • Why'd you add him?

          What a bloody fanboy.
          03 Infiniti G35 Coupe 5AT "Valerie"

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          • Originally posted by MikeRWK View Post
            punch that kid in the mouth
            what? haha

            Originally posted by QuietChaos View Post
            Why'd you add him?

            What a bloody fanboy.
            Not sure man. But he's gone today
            Originally posted by Oakville
            that, is what us oakvillians like to call an 'instabone'

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            • I really hope he doesn't find GTRC. Otherwise we'll have the second coming of colouredbills or something to that effect.
              03 Infiniti G35 Coupe 5AT "Valerie"

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              • Originally posted by QuietChaos View Post
                I really hope he doesn't find GTRC. Otherwise we'll have the second coming of colouredbills or something to that effect.
                haha buy a skyline talk smack ,then curb it while drifting.
                understeer -is when you go off the road and see the tree that kills you
                oversteer-is when you go off the road backwards and dont see the tree that kills you

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                • story on colouredbills?

                  Today me and my buddy were chillin and i hear this car coming off the highway and coming down the hill? nope cant be took way too long and sounds like its going fast, well 10 seconds later this honda civic comes by screaming doin like 80 clicks lol.
                  Proud owner of the 2nd Skyline and the only GTR on the island!

                  Boost@14PSI, YellowJacket Coils, Extreme TSC, Full Nismo N1 Bodykit, Greddy Speed Cut Controller, HKS Turbo Timer, 280LPH Denso Fuel Pump, Nismo Slave Cylinder, AMS BOVs, Nismo Clutch Pivot, ACT Xtreme 6 Puck and HDPP, Greddy Panel Filter

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                  • Originally posted by MikeRWK View Post
                    story on colouredbills?.
                    haha yes http://www.redliners.ca/forums/showt...ills%3F&page=2
                    understeer -is when you go off the road and see the tree that kills you
                    oversteer-is when you go off the road backwards and dont see the tree that kills you

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                    • Haha, colouredbills is internet legend, like "Integra girl."
                      03 Infiniti G35 Coupe 5AT "Valerie"

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                      • gotta register, damn.
                        Proud owner of the 2nd Skyline and the only GTR on the island!

                        Boost@14PSI, YellowJacket Coils, Extreme TSC, Full Nismo N1 Bodykit, Greddy Speed Cut Controller, HKS Turbo Timer, 280LPH Denso Fuel Pump, Nismo Slave Cylinder, AMS BOVs, Nismo Clutch Pivot, ACT Xtreme 6 Puck and HDPP, Greddy Panel Filter

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                        • Originally posted by MikeRWK View Post
                          gotta register, damn.
                          in short
                          he bent his control arms and popped a balljoint out drifting into a curb or something in a few weeks after getting his car haha karma
                          understeer -is when you go off the road and see the tree that kills you
                          oversteer-is when you go off the road backwards and dont see the tree that kills you

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                          • Haha karmas a bitch
                            Proud owner of the 2nd Skyline and the only GTR on the island!

                            Boost@14PSI, YellowJacket Coils, Extreme TSC, Full Nismo N1 Bodykit, Greddy Speed Cut Controller, HKS Turbo Timer, 280LPH Denso Fuel Pump, Nismo Slave Cylinder, AMS BOVs, Nismo Clutch Pivot, ACT Xtreme 6 Puck and HDPP, Greddy Panel Filter

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                            • I had people staring at my ride, crowds would gather up to look around it. Drivers would ask me what kind of car is this, and just appreciating my ride. Also lots or ricers would follow me and try to race me, sometimes I would push it and watch them left behind or just mind my own business.
                              Also had people stop in traffic and stare lol Love attention its getting!
                              '94 White Nissan Skyline R33 - HKS Tuned.. (SOLD)

                              tune2mod.com

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                              • Friday night, I was driving around making sure everything was cool with the car before making the trip down to Importfest. I was stopped at a light, had a late 30-ish year old guy in a black BMW with his buddy in the car sitting beside me. Guy thinks he'll look cool if he revvs at me, so he does and both he and his friend were chuckling like little girls, so I looked over with an "oh grow up" face, then shook my head. Buddy's friend wiped that smirk off of his face pretty quickly. Good on ya bud, way to look like a douche...FAIL, next time, act your age. You'd think BMW owners would have a bit more class *insert facepalm*.
                                1992 NISSAN 240SX - RB20DET POWER
                                1990 NISSAN 300ZX - 2+2

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