-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[QuietChaos]

Friday night, I was driving around making sure everything was cool with the car before making the trip down to Importfest. I was stopped at a light, had a late 30-ish year old guy in a black BMW with his buddy in the car sitting beside me. Guy thinks he'll look cool if he revvs at me, so he does and both he and his friend were chuckling like little girls, so I looked over with an "oh grow up" face, then shook my head. Buddy's friend wiped that smirk off of his face pretty quickly. Good on ya bud, way to look like a douche...FAIL, next time, act your age. You'd think BMW owners would have a bit more class *insert facepalm*.

Sorry man, I'll act more mature next time.

[ARC240]

Sorry man, I'll act more mature next time.

LOL, I bet you'd seriously harm yourself before doing something stupid while driving anything with the BMW emblem on it...at least, that's the conclusion I've reached from reading your posts :biggrin:. Even IF you lived here, I still probably wouldn't believe that it was you haha.

[QuietChaos]

You're right, I gotta respect the roundel. BMW drivers have a terrible rep.

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

"On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

Doesn't help that most of us are 20 something's in 3ers bought with mommy and daddy's money.

[anthony]

quotable

[QuietChaos]

Yes! I finally made someone's sig. Too bad it's a pretty well known joke.

[Velders]

And cause you made a funny by insulting yourself. Oh well your in more sigs than I am lol.

Yes! I finally made someone's sig. Too bad it's a pretty well known joke.

[doublejceballos]

i sig'd my self

[Snow]

i sig'd my self

That's WIN

[Snow]

So I'm driving home last night when I come up to a light.

Couple seconds later I hear real loud bass... few more seconds until I hear a fart can, and then what do you know....

Some guy in a white Prelude pulls up beside me. I laugh and turn to my gf and say "Check out this guys gangster lean." He's literally sitting so low, I doubt he can see over the dash, and he's got the one hand on the wheel, sitting all crooked with his shoulder practically dislocated as true G's do. Anyways, there's literally cops on both sides of the street having pulled over people for speeding. On our side the cop is about a block up, and clearly out of the losers view.

Light goes green and the guy takes off (I started laughing) he makes it to third before he slams on the brakes because the cops lights finally made it into his view. As I cruise by I can see him shitting himself as we both roll by the cops without problems. Of course, at the next lights, he starts being a loser again.

Basically this happened for the next 10 blocks, trying to keep his nose a head of my car. Finally at one light I just held it in first until about 4.5k and let off the BOV. Well all hell broke loose and he took off screaming down the next street. I held my speed limit as he hung a hard right and took off.

[Rapier46]

kid saw my friend and i (both own GTR's) driving, and said "the gray one is N/A". lol. because he couldn't hear the turbo. guess that makes it a sleeper.

[dan5050]

haha yes http://www.redliners.ca/forums/showt...ills%3F&page=2

redliners is the gayest of forums on the internet. It's all smack talk and no community. Every time i pop on there to read whats going on I just see someone else getting tore up for owning a car (any car)

[QuietChaos]

Our equivalent in the west is Ricescene.

Basically a bunch of Ed Hardy-wearing Civic drivers.

[32typeM]

Our equivalent in the west is Ricescene.

Basically a bunch of Ed Hardy-wearing Civic drivers.

That's why I use RS mainly for the OT sections, lots of stuff I can reply to there.

On a side note, a kid on my facebook (who i quickly blocked after I saw it), is now selling IMPORTED cars off his Facebook, "I can get u any car for 6grand, just need a 1500$ deposit, i can get u skylines supras, bmws, mercedes, u name it". Note that said kid is only like 16-17, is one of those douchebag ed hardy wearing kids, and put "hustla" as his occupation on his info page.

Yeah, 6 grand for a worthless sack of crap that would cost another 6 to get running. If the punk can get me ANY car for 6 grand landed, get me a 1994 R33 GT-R in a grade 4.0 condition with 400HP under the hood, ill eat a hat.

[QuietChaos]

My noob story of the day:

Friend of mine starts making fun of my car in front of a few of my other friends. Something about shifting my auto with my left hand. He then proceeds to challenge me to a race. Say's he'll "tool me."

He drives a 96' Eclipse..but it's the Spyder. And it's also auto. And FWD. Also has upsized brown town wheels, that won't help his acceleration.

[Rapier46]

I dunno why you people take the "steering wheel on the wrong side" as an insult. im just like hah yeah. because OBVIOUSLY its on a different side than everyone elses. why be a **** about it with some stupid comment?