Filling up at the Shell today and the guy at the pump next to me says "Nice car" I say "Thanks" He says "how do you like it" I smile and respond "Eh, I like it, gets me from point A to point B" He says "Was that you the was broken down on Memorial Dr. this morning" I'm like WTF? "Ah no..." lol what the hell.
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In sushtsi's defence On the street a bike does not stand a chance for the first 100 feet. I will dig out a timeslip and post it all for you. I was running a GSXR750 with a turbo upgrade (check the pics http://www.npbra.ca/photogallery/v/2..._q001.jpg.html)
On a prepped track with a light 243WHP bike ran a 1.699 60' I ran a 1.693 60' That is an a fully prepped race track.With me spinning 6 ft out.
On the street we have a major advantage in traction. For the first 100-150feet then they will blow by you. I have a vid racing a std GSXR 750 at the 330 we are a dead heat then he starts pulling away hard. (ON THE TRACK NOT THE STREET)
So after reading what is done to sushti's car vs mine I have no doudt what his car is capable of.You can't fix stupid.
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We were sitting watiching traffic one day and a guy in a 06 Ram 1500 4x4 pulled up and was talking shi about his truck. I was sitting back just chucling when he asked "hey whoes Skyline" One of the guys pointed me out. He says you wana race. To which I reply "Who?"
ME
"with what I asked?
My truck
I chucked and said no sorry not interested.
I just killed a Viper truck. Youwill be nothing. Im running NOS and I over 650 HP.
I Smilled and told him to go see how he fairs against a street bike then give it another thought.
As He drove off I took notice of how quiet 650hp is threw factory exhaust.
what a douche bag.You can't fix stupid.
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Not a bad story but I found it funny. Driving up Main St. here and some elderly man rips up beside me in his tempo or something and gives me the thumbs up, rolls down the window and says " I was looking for the driver, I thought he was just short. Haha. Nice car kid." and he pulled away. All of this while doing 40k/ph on Main.~Soup!GTR~
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Fella's....you think you have it bad? Being female...I get no credit...ever. At a weekly cruise night in Hamilton, a guy says to me, "You shouldn't own that car, you're a girl...Girls don't own skylines.." I responded, "You're just disappointed because a girl has a car much faster then yours."
Or, if I have a male passenger, he gets the credit because they think its his car since he came out from the leftside.
All in all, its still a sexy damn car, and I can't complain...cuz "we ballin'...."
"Live Fast, Die Laughing..."
S1DC
Stage 1 Drift Crew
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I was in the GTS-t once and this kid came over and started talking about the car.
During the course of the conversation, he told me the RB26 motor was a very poor engine and that I should replace it immediately with something more potent.
Its also been said to have a 1JZ, 2JZ and, my favourate, a Twin Turbo SR20.
The best non-related skyline comment I ever heard was when I had my souped up Rx-7 and a guy at a light asked me if I had a 350 in it (At idle, it sounded much like a high end drag car). My response was 9500RPM in first gear.
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How bout this?
other guy: Hey, nice gtr, you should put a vortech supercharger in there.
me: it's already a twin turbo car.
Other guy: yeah, you should still put a vortech supercharger in it.
me: (pause) right.There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.
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My wife just went to Kelowna for the weekend in the GT-R. She went to 7-11 to pick some stuff up and there was a kid in the parking lot with an Integra hanging out with his friends with the typical ebay muffler and rims on it.
He comes up to her and says "is it fast?"
She says "yes."
Him, "want to race?"
Her, "no."
Him, "why not, is it because you know how bad I'm going to beat you?"
Her, "no, because I don't need to race you to know you're a loser."
Him, "pfffft, get a real car", and walks away.
So, I'm sure he is going around now telling everyone how his non-VTEC Integra is way faster than a GT-R with it's ebay cold air and muffler on it........ (although I'm sure that he tells every one it is VTEC.......)1989 Gumetal GT-R - Nismo Turbo etc
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My Favorite:
I love how Everybody's best friend has a skyline or knows someone with one, that would smoke mine cause they have "the chip"bscmotorsports.ca
Arctic Cat Fircat F7 Sno pro
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Whaat the f*ck is so funny bout' me, tell me, tell me whats funny..."
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2 stories
1. Today me and my other skyline buddy in Oakville pull into the underground parking lot at Oakville place mall and the rent-a-cop comes running at us and is like "hey guys, you know how old the people are around here?" we are like "wtf we just came to the mall" hes says, "I know your types i used to have one of these when i was younger" (at this point i am looking at this KID like "bro i am older then you, and your full of ****") so buddy stick his foot in his mouth a bit more by saying, "you guys better turn that turbo down going though here or i will have to kick you out or call the cops" . . . i am like thats my exhaust system you f@#king toolbox and you can't turn down a turbo . . . . :hit_head: go back to school and become a cop and then talk to me! I dun need to hear about your "Skyline from back in the day" hahaha
2. . . . On the other hand i had a dad wave me over with his son in his hands at Canadian tire and say, "Look buddy check his steering wheel out its on the wrong side" and his son just couldnt understand it . . lol i swear he thought i was santa hahaha! made me feel Great to see that a 5-6 year old who can actually get excited over RHD cars ~ Priceless1992 BNR32 Skyline GT-R
Originally posted by bignateIf you are too lazy to search the site for info you are certainly too lazy maintain a 15+yr old JDM car.
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I pulled a U-turn (reasonably legal) except there was a bit of excessive wheelspin and there happened to be a cop near by. When I turned off the road he followed and hit the lights. We had pulled onto a quiet, narrow road so I pulled over to the left so that I wouldn't have to talk to him over my girlfriend. The cop rolls down his window, looks right past me and starts ripping into my girlfriend for driving inappropriately! ( although he must have been impressed that this cute little thing had executed a J-turn with such precision!)
i interupted him to say i was sorry and he looked at me and basically yelled " i'm not talking to you, i'm talking to the driver". So I pointed at the steering wheel...in front of me.
All he had to say then was "oh, is this one of those skylines?"
HAHA...i love seeing a cop leave with his tail between his legs."I Didnt say I was drifting; But once it was spinning, I was in control." - little brother
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When i test drove my GTS T at J.I i was stopped at the light and some jamaican guy goes EH mon dis is one of dem japanese cars eh ? and I said yea and he said nice car and I said I love it and we drove off.You can't doubt the existance of hell when you live in it
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