-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[SEANISSAN_GTS-T]

ahah i've had the car running one a few times.

[assass1n]

"Excuse me, your car is still running!!!



*looks at my keys in my hands*


What? your keys are out!!!"


Me: " Oh, sorry I did not notice that my engine was still running after I parked here, pulled my keys out, and locked my door" *BIGGEST ROLL EYES EVER, then walk away*

honestly you never know. i know people that forget their car is still running. mind you their keys were still in the ignition. however when this happens to me i usually go "the car shuts off by itself" with a big grin on my face. i always get this at gas stations.

[GTR-Dad]

Ok, after a number of years of dd'ing my GTR, I've finally got a story worth telling.
I stopped at my favorite gas station on the way back from the lake and got a nice young man to 'fill 'er up' with premium.

Him - Nice car!!
Me - Thx. It's a lot of fun.
Him - Will you trade me for my Neon?
Me (without cracking a smile or missing a beat) - Is it an SRT4?
Him - What?
Me - It it the factory turbo'd one? I'd love to take one for a spin, I've heard they're fast.
Him - No, it's just a Neon.
Me - Oh. I guess not.
Him - What'd you pay for your car? Like, 13 or so?
Me - You can get 'em for under 10, but, well, you've got a blah blah blah... There's more than that just into the engine.
Him - Oh...

Didn't wash my windows, but I guess it's my fault for talking to him!

Very respectful guy, so I'm not making fun of him. Just amazed at what's out there.

Dan

[Ian_mc212]

Fella's....you think you have it bad? Being female...I get no credit...ever. At a weekly cruise night in Hamilton, a guy says to me, "You shouldn't own that car, you're a girl...Girls don't own skylines.." I responded, "You're just disappointed because a girl has a car much faster then yours."
Or, if I have a male passenger, he gets the credit because they think its his car since he came out from the leftside.

All in all, its still a sexy damn car, and I can't complain...cuz "we ballin'...."

haha i bet that pisses u off allllll the time. pm me pics of ur car!! lol i want to see ur "sexy damn car" lol

[benk23]

lets bring this thread back to life! k so half an hour ago im leaving a party in winnipeg and im just cruisin through a residential area driving a friend home. anyway, i come up to a 4 way stop and there is a rx-8 at the stop sign coming towards me. i notice that he isnt moving. so i just stop, keep driving all normal, and then i notice his head sticking about a foot and a half or so out of his window, eyes wide open and his jaw almost touching the ground. he looked like he was witnessing a ghost or something. then i look in my mirror as i drive off and see him bust out a u-turn and come flying up beside me. so he pulls up beside me as we are both doin 50 down this road and i see him and his friend in complete shock that i am driving on the right side. so after a while of this jaw dropping/eyes as wide as possible session they came up to the next intersection, did another u-turn and left. i couldnt stop laughing for a while. i have never had this happen to me. usualy people just look and keep going on there way. this guy felt the need to chase me down and drool a bit lol. made me proud of my "zero" :drive:

[gaskinracing]

ok funny stories abound in this large thread.

Here's mine.

So after a few months of break down the wife for a new toy, I bring it home. Here first reaction "The steering wheels on the wrong side....etc etc :-| " Needless to say, she doesn't like it uh much. "hop in, lets go for a spin"

Were cruising along and the whole time she's giving me the "i can't believe you bought this car", RHD, 2door, standard blah blah. Shaking the head and giving me the gears on how she can't drive it and what a waste of extra funds.... you'll get the picture.

So after an hour we pull into a mall parking lot, i run off to pay for parking and come back to find her - Standing around the car with 4 guys talking about the car, the hoods up, doors open and she's talking the talk about the car. lol

on the drive home i asked if I should keep the car, here exact words.

"hmmm it's ok"

[ARC240]

hahaha...awesome story ^

Earlier on today, I was outside on my driveway giving my car a nice wash. Anyhow, I see this Corolla with a canister muffler come zooming by and didn't think much of it. Then, I see him come back again and zoomed off once more, so I thought he may have been looking for a specific house that a friend or family member lived at. All of a sudden, I hear a raspy exhaust note coming from further up the street and it was the same Corolla. He stops about 4 houses down from mine on the road and starts trying to do a burnout (but realizes he cant after trying for a good minute). He then proceeds to crank his stereo and mash the throttle past my house. Funniest thing I've seen this week besides the "Prank Thread" in the O/T pit . I was trying so hard to keep myself standing while laughing...that was by far the worst attempt at showing off I've witnessed... not cool.

[deliberate32]

Lol great stories...ur wife will hate your car, but secretly have a stronger passion than you! :P Annd newbs on counter strike will always think they pwn u when u pwn them. peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

[mvs2]

Counterstrike...I was fragging last thursday - I play under the name "R32" -- Had a guy get angry when I killed him, After the round ended I see him type : " ******* ricer jdm wannabe piece of **** poser "

I don't even know where to start with that one. :-?


jerk.

[Shadao]

Counterstrike...I was fragging last thursday - I play under the name "R32" -- Had a guy get angry when I killed him, After the round ended I see him type : " ******* ricer jdm wannabe piece of **** poser "

I don't even know where to start with that one. :-?


jerk.

lol

i play under GTR32<=== i own one

people either ask what it is, they tell me im lying, or claim to have a faster car, and the car is usually a BMW5series

[benk23]

but dont you guys know that the BMW 5 series is the fastest car in the world?

most people i encounter love my car and think its insane that i either have a skyline or drive on the "wrong side". but every so often you get people who think its rediculous that i would buy a almost 20 year old car. or the guy i used to work with who made up stories to always try and be better than you and as soon as he found out it was from japan he told me the engine was probable shot because they drive the pants off them before they are exported. those are the kind of people i really hate.

[Nismo BKK]

Well its best to say that since skylines were never made for the north american market, we should be expecting a lot of this noobish questions and responses whenever they see one. A couple of weeks ago, Id visisted my old work place (car dealership) and as soon as I'd return to my car, had a show going on as soon as people and salesmen saw the car. Proceeded to show them the hood and then I had one salesman who saw the twin turbo intake plenum and proceeded to ask me how much was it to get these turbos installed believing my engine was na.

[G.T.R]

Today 2nd day back at school.

Girl: HEY your car is still running
Me: I know some times it just likes to chill, it wears the pants in the relationship, I dont tell it what to do it tends to sort of take charge im just along for the ride.
Girl: But whats to stop me from stealing it?
Me: As soon as you put down the parking break it shuts off.
Girl: It wont cars like me
Me: Not this car , it can tell the feel of a women driver and will refuse to start.

So I say want to bet ?

Go inside my car and unplug the turbo timer which in completes the ignition circuit.

Me: Go try toss her the keys
Girl: Gets in starts, nothing clock is still powered but car wont even crank.
Me: Told ya now watch now since the clip was a bit out shove it back in turn it over and starts right up.

The rest of the day was spent with people asking me if my car had a finger print reader for a steering wheel and if its true etc I LOL'd Alot

[ChasDuran]

Today 2nd day back at school.

Girl: HEY your car is still running
Me: I know some times it just likes to chill, it wears the pants in the relationship, I dont tell it what to do it tends to sort of take charge im just along for the ride.
Girl: But whats to stop me from stealing it?
Me: As soon as you put down the parking break it shuts off.
Girl: It wont cars like me
Me: Not this car , it can tell the feel of a women driver and will refuse to start.

So I say want to bet ?

Go inside my car and unplug the turbo timer which in completes the ignition circuit.

Me: Go try toss her the keys
Girl: Gets in starts, nothing clock is still powered but car wont even crank.
Me: Told ya now watch now since the clip was a bit out shove it back in turn it over and starts right up.

The rest of the day was spent with people asking me if my car had a finger print reader for a steering wheel and if its true etc I LOL'd Alot

Purem Gold

[Wants_a_GTR]

was she hot?