-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[deliberate32]

Hahaha no doubt, when someone fudges up like that you have to stop and point out their idiocy.

[assass1n]

you should've went back and asked if they needed a ride but tell them you only have enough room for the two girls. hahahahhaa

[bignate]

you should've went back and asked if they needed a ride but tell them you only have enough room for the two girls. hahahahhaa

pretty much the truth in the back seats of a GTR. Probly doesnt help that im built like a caveman.

[assass1n]

pretty much the truth in the back seats of a GTR. Probly doesnt help that im built like a caveman.

hahahaha. you should've seen me on saturday night. we had to do so many stopovers and it was an adventure just getting all four girls in and out of the car and none of them were asian or short. but i did manage to fit all four of them. plus the one riding in the passenger seat is about 5'11. so it was pretty cramped.

[superdaveosbourne]

Last July my buddy and I both got our GTRs washed and gassed up at a Sunoco before heading to the closest track, Shannonville. While we're shooting the sh*t, some guy comes out of his rusted out Bronco and asks if our cars come from Europe. I say no, they're from Japan. His reply, and I can't even make this up : So they're European cars from Japan?. No, I say, they're Japanese cars from Japan. And the conversation went downhill from there...

[DrewB]

Last July my buddy and I both got our GTRs washed and gassed up at a Sunoco before heading to the closest track, Shannonville. While we're shooting the sh*t, some guy comes out of his rusted out Bronco and asks if our cars come from Europe. I say no, they're from Japan. His reply, and I can't even make this up : So they're European cars from Japan?. No, I say, they're Japanese cars from Japan. And the conversation went downhill from there...

I guy I work with is convinced that in Japan the cars are LHD and my Skyline is from Europe. He thinks I am trying to mess with him when I tell him it's from Japan.

[FITZY_07]

THIS ONE TOPS ALL OF THEM

some kid pulls up to me today and says" your the kid with the skyline, I went school with you.. I hear you have some new parts getting installed...
so I reply"sorry man I dont remember you...ya its beign worked on... Shell be home soon though..." He says" My friend just bought a skyline from japan, and was bought a $200 chip and it has 700 hp now...."

Me " ya I cant afford that chip, its rare to come by.."
Him" Not at all man, you can get it at performance improvement.."
me" sweet ill check it out..."

Light turns greens he PEEEELLLLSSSSSS away(like I mean clutch drop at 7K tryign to be cool heheh)

only to come to the next RED LIGHT

him" Sounds good eh"
me" sounds deadly!"(totaly sarcastic)" Hey do you have a Toaster Oven in that thing"
him " no why?"
me "Just wonderign why you have a fire extinguisher mounted there...."
him" you never know when somethings gonna go wrong, youll have to give me shot when you get your skyline back"
me" shruggs, I bet you watched F&F this week...

I **** YOU NOT, this kid leaned over in the back and showed me the F&F DVD case and says" Just watched it at my Gf's house, i cant wait for the 4th one to come out"


LOL!



(yes he was in a civic)

[Wolfattak]

I **** YOU NOT, this kid leaned over in the back and showed me the F&F DVD case and says" Just watched it at my Gf's house, i cant wait for the 4th one to come out"


LOL!



(yes he was in a civic)

[EkostonS]

hhaha that last story acually made me laugh out loud
there is a kid here that says he has a gtr with over 1000hp cause he put a chip in it. never seen the thing :P but now its "in alberta at his uncles"
:P

[TrevoR32]

im so happy i havent had to deal with this noobery .....yet... lol. i just get the usual is that legal? and all that ha

[SxyBeast]

This is kinda funny...

Ok so back in November I get pulled over on Richmond street and John street Saturday night me and my buddy in the car. People FCKIN EVERYWHERE, I could bairly pull over because there is people walking all over the road. The cop immediately says that I have an illegal (straight through) muffler and that the car is too loud. He told me to get out of the car so he could show me how my muffler was illegal and he got me on that. Then I said ok but theres NO damn way my car is too loud! The cop says yea you just accelerated and your car was louder than mine and MY cruiser has more outpout that your car.

After he said that my mouth dropped and I laughed so hard that drool came out of my mouth He says whats your problem? I then told him the specs on the Skyline and said that this car is faster than your little police helicopters. He just shrugged. He said proove that your car isnt too loud. I got in the car and reved it to 5000 rpm and asked the cop how my exaust was too loud when you can hear more engine sound than exaust?

He let me off on that one 8)

[32typeM]

This is kinda funny...

Ok so back in November I get pulled over on Richmond street and John street Saturday night me and my buddy in the car. People FCKIN EVERYWHERE, I could bairly pull over because there is people walking all over the road. The cop immediately says that I have an illegal (straight through) muffler and that the car is too loud. He told me to get out of the car so he could show me how my muffler was illegal and he got me on that. Then I said ok but theres NO damn way my car is too loud! The cop says yea you just accelerated and your car was louder than mine and MY cruiser has more outpout that your car.

After he said that my mouth dropped and I laughed so hard that drool came out of my mouth He says whats your problem? I then told him the specs on the Skyline and said that this car is faster than your little police helicopters. He just shrugged. He said proove that your car isnt too loud. I got in the car and reved it to 5000 rpm and asked the cop how my exaust was too loud when you can hear more engine sound than exaust?

He let me off on that one 8)

Lucky break, or trying to prove that you aren't wrong? In any case, LOL at the fact that he says his cruiser is faster... Is it really that loud? To me, loud is when I can hear it halfway up the road, ie. coffee can. but if it's loud with meaning, then I can't really bash that

[RHD180]

My signature says it all.

[DrewB]

This is kinda funny...

Ok so back in November I get pulled over on Richmond street and John street Saturday night me and my buddy in the car. People FCKIN EVERYWHERE, I could bairly pull over because there is people walking all over the road. The cop immediately says that I have an illegal (straight through) muffler and that the car is too loud. He told me to get out of the car so he could show me how my muffler was illegal and he got me on that. Then I said ok but theres NO damn way my car is too loud! The cop says yea you just accelerated and your car was louder than mine and MY cruiser has more outpout that your car.

After he said that my mouth dropped and I laughed so hard that drool came out of my mouth He says whats your problem? I then told him the specs on the Skyline and said that this car is faster than your little police helicopters. He just shrugged. He said proove that your car isnt too loud. I got in the car and reved it to 5000 rpm and asked the cop how my exaust was too loud when you can hear more engine sound than exaust?

He let me off on that one 8)

How much power do police crusiers usually have?

[hozer]

Not sure about the power of a regular city cruiser but I do know that the power of the black highway charger is in excess of 400whp.
And as for a good story... same as everyone else. Various idiots that attempt to race you in traffic, speed past you whilst driving normally etc...