-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[assass1n]

Its funny I dont get as many noob reactions as I used to get 4 years ago with my first GTR.

I remember I caused an accident on the 401westbound the day I drove it home from the shipping yard.. some guy in a silver civic went flying by me on the highway and had his head completely craned back while he drove by me.. by the time he saw that traffic had stopped in front of him it was too late and he rear ended the car in front of him.

Back then I was like a bloody traveling circus or something.. now everybody has seen one... but you still get the odd noob once in a while.

IE :
I did have a guy at my buddies shop tell me that my car was really mint and since it only has 45km on it I could probably get as much as $10k for it if I wanted to sell it.
I just kept quiet cus I didn't know who the hell this guy was and why he felt the need to tell me this cus at this point I hadn't done anythign other than walk into the shop.
Then he tells me how he has a 700hp nissan 240sx that would walk all over both my cars (I have a tweaked FD that I had parked at my friends shop too) .. I am like "oh thats nice". then he tells me that he has put over $15,000 into it and that the 240 is the best car in the world to modify and if I want to get serious I should sell my cars and get a 240 because it has better "geometry" than any car ever made. I just replied that they are really nice cars and that I had one in university.

then he goes on and tells me that he knows the market and that there are tons of them in the autotrader from $9-12,000.
At that point I kind of had to say something so I very polietly ask him If he has ever seen a $9-12,000 skyline? He replied that he has seen tons of them... so I was like have you seen them in real life?... he was like no but I have seen them in the autotrader... I just smiled and said you might want to go and look at them in real life then tell me what my car is worth. lol

would he happen to be a short chubby white kid with a black 240sx with a rb20(w/ a rb26 cam gear cover)in it?

[benk23]

well a few days ago i got noticed a lot more for some reason. normaly people dont even notice my boxy old skyline. anyway, i was at subway and it started raining super hard. so these 5 fat kids (who i noticed were talking about cars the whole time) were walking out. i was sitting looking out the window just cuz i like to look at my car. anyway, they all stop beside it and look inside and i can see them talkin about how the wheel is on the right hand side. then the fattest kid (who drove a 89 prelude... memories of my first ever car) starts walking backwards so he can look at the back of the car. then he points and yells "OH **** ITS A SKYLINE!" and then procedes to bail backwards into a puddle about a foot deep. lol. ya it was raining and he happened to find the lowest point of the whole lot, where all the water collected, to fall into. haha. i LOL'd.

[benk23]

story #2 isnt quite as funny but i thought it was at the time. im in a parking lot with about 3 cars behind me. then this lady pulls infront of my (diagnal. like if i mashed the gas i would t-bone her drivers side) then glances at me and slams on the brakes. then she rolls down her window and says "are you ACTUALY driving front that side?!?" (as if she expected me to be sitting in the car alone but not doing the driving) so i nodded and she just starred and gave me thumbs up till all the waiting cars started honking and i waved her on lol. i think there was a story #3 that day to. if i remember i'll post it.

[Fuzen]

While I was selling my car I had quite a few tire kickers come around and look at the car. I wouldn't let them drive the car but I was always up for giving them a ride around. I was showing one particular person everything in the car like the boost gauge and the EBC and the turbo timer and such. After explaining all that we were ready to go so I fired up the car and turned on the lights...

him: hey wait wait.. did you just turn the turbo on there?
me: .......nope.....those would be the lights....
him: oh...okay..

[anthony]

funny thing happened,dont know if this is noob or not ,but i took my skyline out today i always park it where i can keep an eye on it,and some older kids
i guess in their 20's ish were in the parking lot while i went in to get a cup of coffee (i saw them leave the store thus the extra eye on the car) i saw one walk around the car and look at the back, then his arms went straight up and saw him yell to his friends skyline ,you dont have to read lips to figure that one out.

[Turismo]

I went to fill up last night with my girlfriend in the car. I got out, started pumping, while she went in to buy a pack of gum. She went to pay and the person at the counter told her that she was lucky her boyfriend was nice enough to pay for her gas. She told him it was my car.

I went in to pay and he ended up being a postal delivery driver who drives a right hand drive truck. He spent about 5 minutes describing how hard it was to drive on the wrong side and thought i was crazy to drive one for fun.

[caliber676]

Not overly funny, but I was stopped at a light about a month ago on my way to school and some lady in the lane beside me signaled me to role down my window. (She wasn't completely brutal, but not my type and definitely at least 5 years older than me) And she starts talking to me at the red light.

girl: Hey, nice car what is it?
me: Thanks, its a Nissan Skyline.
girl: I like how you drive on the wrong side, really classy!
me: oh...thanks, It's rather fun.

This is where it gets weird.

Girl: So, you think I can give you my number and we can get coffee some time?
me: Uhh.... (light turns green and I drive away at full boost)

[32typeM]

That's pretty funny and awkward, hit on because of your car...

[R32_TDOT]

Not overly funny, but I was stopped at a light about a month ago on my way to school and some lady in the lane beside me signaled me to role down my window. (She wasn't completely brutal, but not my type and definitely at least 5 years older than me) And she starts talking to me at the red light.

girl: Hey, nice car what is it?
me: Thanks, its a Nissan Skyline.
girl: I like how you drive on the wrong side, really classy!
me: oh...thanks, It's rather fun.

This is where it gets weird.

Girl: So, you think I can give you my number and we can get coffee some time?
me: Uhh.... (light turns green and I drive away at full boost)

the older they are the more experience they got wuss... you shoulda went for it

[A18]

"What's it like driving on the other side of the road?"

[SxyBeast]

I think people notice our cars more these days not only because there are so many of them but because the R35 has made the Skyline generations more "North American" so more people now know.

A few times already people asked me if I was driving a Nissan GTR. HAHAHAHA I wish!

[RR32GTRR]

Not overly funny, but I was stopped at a light about a month ago on my way to school and some lady in the lane beside me signaled me to role down my window. (She wasn't completely brutal, but not my type and definitely at least 5 years older than me) And she starts talking to me at the red light.

girl: Hey, nice car what is it?
me: Thanks, its a Nissan Skyline.
girl: I like how you drive on the wrong side, really classy!
me: oh...thanks, It's rather fun.

This is where it gets weird.

Girl: So, you think I can give you my number and we can get coffee some time?
me: Uhh.... (light turns green and I drive away at full boost)

Ya. I got a story. There was this noob that posted a story that seemed very unlikely on a forum, Cant remember the name, It was about how he rejected a girl at a red light who asked him out because of his Skyline. She must have had perfect timing cause as soon as she asked the question the light turned green and he used his 900HP GTR to get away.
It would have been funnier if you would have trown a little race with a ferrari Enzo in the middle of your story. Driven by......Paul Walker.
Im joking By the Way.

[ChasDuran]

I just got my car tuned in at Racing Greed, and it's my first whole day being able to run WOT without stuttering... So, I am driving into N.Van to have Mothers day dinner with my Granny and Mum. I am not driving to aggressively, but I still am not sure how 290whp would feel.. Well, some guy in a Mustang GT got my Ire up.

We were driving along, and he rolls up on my right doing the whole gangster lean. He looks at me, glances over at his girlfriend, and looks forward with a "pfft" (It is deadlock at the Port Mann, so we are doing 0-30km.)
Anyhow, I am leaving safe distance between us and the car in front. When He guns it, and cuts us off. One blinker flash, after he is already halfway into our lane.

Anyhow... I think he was going to try and look even cooler for his girlfriend, because he was letting quite the distance open up in front of him after the bridge. So, I asked my spouse if she would mind if I put this guy in his place... Green Light! As expected he hammered on the throttle, and tried to pull away. It shocked me how fast I caught and passed this guy. I had to apply the brakes because I ended up blowing past the speed limit before my eyes had a chance to glance the speedo. (Not my intention! I applied the brakes.)

He caught up, and yelled in my window that my car was "F@$#ing Sick!"

.... Made our day!

[caliber676]

Ya. I got a story. There was this noob that posted a story that seemed very unlikely on a forum, Cant remember the name, It was about how he rejected a girl at a red light who asked him out because of his Skyline. She must have had perfect timing cause as soon as she asked the question the light turned green and he used his 900HP GTR to get away.
It would have been funnier if you would have trown a little race with a ferrari Enzo in the middle of your story. Driven by......Paul Walker.
Im joking By the Way.

I have no need to lie, I don't have any desire to impress or look high and mighty in front of someone i will never meet, nor a guy at that. Your choice if you believe it or not, no sweat off my back.

[RR32GTRR]

I have no need to lie, I don't have any desire to impress or look high and mighty in front of someone i will never meet, nor a guy at that. Your choice if you believe it or not, no sweat off my back.

No it was just funny as my friend who is from you neck of the woods told me the EXACT same story. I Was not trying to attack you in any way, shape, or form. I must apologize for that.
But You ran away from a girl "who was giving you her number" and you are telling me that im "not a guy". Very sad that you had to go so low but that just proves to me your still a kid. Considering that your the one whining like a woman about a person who is not believing your story, I take the "not a guy" comment from you as a complement.
Anyways, take care and by no means was I insulting your charecter. Also say something better than "your not a guy" cause thats just weak.
Im done.