-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[mfroese]

On my way to work one morning, a father and son were walking on the sidewalk. The father was rubber necking and walked straight into a pole.

[CDGuy]

Haha that reminds me of the time that some old guy in a Grand Marquis drove up on the curb next to me after he looked beside him and saw me right next to him (he was in the right lane).

He came to a quick stop, and held up traffic for at least 20-30 seconds.

One of the funniest things I've seen my whole life.

[love_boost]

lol got a new set of tires put on yesterday.

the people at the tire shop were checking it out and stuff even customers like they never saw one before lol.

one guy was in there telling his fellow employees everything about skylines, some true others not so true, but so i didnt look like a smart ass i didnt say anything. he said how he was going to buy a skyline instead of his civic (im sorry but the most riced out car i have ever seen)

then his friend was like why didnt you and his reply... i wanted something that was legal to drive on roads, skylines are not road legal.

i almost coughed up all my skittles lol.

then everyone wanted me to do a burnout while i was leaving... with new tires... yeah no.

[RHDskyline]

^^^^^Good choice


I was at a party tonight and i met this guy, who i have seen around, but i actually talked to him tonight a bit. He apparently worked at MAK customs(which is the local import shop), and they are crap. He actually said he remembers my dad's ferrari and that he did some of the work on it.

Oh and he said he drove the ferrari going like 280 down the highway, so i am never taking my car there if they just take customers car out to test drive.


ANYWAY, back to the n00b part. We got talking and he said he had a skyline gtr and that he had it going 320, i wasn't even gunna ask him about that, cause i know he didn't do that, i am still having a hard time believing that he has a skyline, i mean, he drove to the party in a riced out civic.


then i asked him what year the car was, and he didn't say but then he was like, oh yeah, i'm going to get an 09 gtr. And i was like, you know you can get them in LHD right, and here is the funny part. he said "its actually proven that RHD's are faster".

I had to hold back my laugh, but i nodded my head said, hmmm really, and rejoined my friends.

and keep in mind that he is about 17-18 years old

[love_boost]

lol well this isnt related to being a noob about skylines but...

i met this guy when i was getting gas for my GTS, he started talking to me about his berreta beating one and blah blah, his berreta has nitrous and you wouldnt think it could beat a skyline but it can. i was just like oh yeah lol, his reply yeah but it wasnt yours man i know it for sure.

but then he went on about his friend TT civic and how he can get something from canadian tire and tune my car to have 815WHP, i just told him sorry i would rather go elsewere to get that done to my car.

im not the guy that is a ass lol i listen to everyone so i didnt want to call him out on anything, but he went on about so many different things i was beggining to wonder if he was being serious or kidding lol, well he was being serious.

he started coming out to the cruises with his friends, unfortunatley im the only one he talks to, he needed a new car and since all i own is turbo'd cars i sold him my daytona for a steal.

biggest mistake of my life, he was talking to a few of us with his car running then paused, did you guys here that? i was kinda like what lol? i usually do that when i hear a RB coming down the road. but anyways he was like my car just blew off, everyone just looked at him and im still trying to think what he was talking about.

anyways the daytona that i sold him (no BOV or BPV lol) supposedly has 5 BOV's in his transmission lmao. now everyone asks me why i had to sell him a turbo'd car becuase it made his stories 100X worse, i think its just that a few of the civics are mad that he stomps them.

he comes up with a whole bunch more garbage but yeah i dont want to type it all out.

sorry about my long boring post but i just thought i had to share after RHDskyline's post.

[christdeyoung]

anyways the daytona that i sold him (no BOV or BPV lol) supposedly has 5 BOV's in his transmission lmao. now everyone asks me why i had to sell him a turbo'd car becuase it made his stories 100X worse, i think its just that a few of the civics are mad that he stomps them.

BOV's IN the tranny....?

[MikeRWK]

You've created a a collosal (sp?) storm of bulshit by selling him that daytona.

[love_boost]

yup i know lol.
atleast he isnt going on about his 700 hp twin turbo with nitrous berreta.

[superdaveosbourne]

Coming back from a wedding in Ottawa this past Saturday, I stopped in Brockville for cheap gas (80.9, ). A riced out green foxbody mustang with green underglow pulls in and I shuddered a little. It always seems to be the ricers that ask questions, so I brace myself...

He starts off by asking why I let my girlfriend drive such a nice looking car, not realizing that it's RHD. After he figures that one out on his own, he asks me the dumbest question I've ever gotten in the 2 and a half year span of me owning the car: What side of the road do you drive on?

His girlfriend told him he was the dumbest person she had ever met... I laughed my ass off and told that if he saw headlights in his lane, move over because Transport Canada re-wrote all traffic laws just for me...

[r3gill]

Coming back from a wedding in Ottawa this past Saturday, I stopped in Brockville for cheap gas (80.9, ). A riced out green foxbody mustang with green underglow pulls in and I shuddered a little. It always seems to be the ricers that ask questions, so I brace myself...

He starts off by asking why I let my girlfriend drive such a nice looking car, not realizing that it's RHD. After he figures that one out on his own, he asks me the dumbest question I've ever gotten in the 2 and a half year span of me owning the car: What side of the road do you drive on?

His girlfriend told him he was the dumbest person she had ever met... I laughed my ass off and told that if he saw headlights in his lane, move over because Transport Canada re-wrote all traffic laws just for me...

buahahahahhaha Now that person should be hung till death
RETARDED!!!!!!!!

[MikeRWK]

bad when your own gf tears you up

[RHDskyline]

OMG that is epic. How do people survive on a day to day basis, when they ask questions like that, like really. that guy is the stupidest guy i know, and i don't even know him

[MikeRWK]

OMG that is epic. How do people survive on a day to day basis, when they ask questions like that, like really. that guy is the stupidest guy i know, and i don't even know him

Quoted and sigged.

[sidewayz32]

I think there should be an IQ test at around age 13, nothing crazy just common sense questions and multiple choice of course with questions like this

If you buy a rhd vehicle how do you operate it:

A)obey all traffic law's and pattern's
B)Just do whatever cuz ur mad jdm tyte yo!
c)Drive everywhere in reverse so you stay on the "right side"
D)Realize your a huge moron and you fail at life and sell it for tranist passes
E)All of the above

[C-unit]

E) will be pick.