-Stories- People acting like n00bs

[Snow]

oooooooh thats what you meant in the other thread about water skiiing
lol albert **** is soooooo gross
its right behind a lafarge plant.

so uh.. did he beat you up snow

No.

He saw my dad, who was approaching 50 at the time.

He didn't see my 6'2" 200lb line backer brother and myself in the back seat though. It was a good stand off none the less.

And the lake isn't that gross. It's nice and warm. And the water is always perfect!

Back to stories about n00bs. I went out to Mission tonight which was good times. However on the way home I had this GTP beside me who would pull up, match speed, then launch. He did this numerous times. Eventually the dipshit gets in behind me. Tail gates me on the highway for about 5 minutes before I dump it in 5th... I was leaving him behind quite a ways when I decided to ease off. This was probably my own stupidity because now I guess he wanted to race.

Anyways I manage to stay in the right of two lanes and keep people beside me until he pulls a **** move cutting someone off to get up front. Anyways we hit a red, 60th ave and 176; obviously not a good race light as it turns into a fairly hard right about 50 meters after the intersection. I was praying for anyone to get in my way so he didn't think he "won" when I didn't give her. Anyways, someone turning right onto the street as my light went green saved me. You'd think clown boy would understand I wasn't going to race him, but no, he still screamed the tires and took off.

I learned something tonight; those things are boats. I coulda had him, but he has the joy of ranting to his friends that he either killed a Skyline, or that I was too much of a pansy to do anything.

Whatevs.

[QuietChaos]

From GTPforums.com:

Yo guyz i jus strate up pwned dis Skyline!!!1

passed him like he was standng stil when my supercharga kicked in!

[bignate]

From GTPforums.com:

haha gold whether its legit or not

[doublejceballos]

From GTPforums.com:

oh dear
even though we have thousands of ricers thinking they schooled us, and are faster than us we can still take gratification in the fact that we are the bar.

[Snow]

I had another dumbass the other day on the side of the street.

Before I even turned left out of res (at SFU) to head down the hill I could see some clown on the side of the street spinning his hand trying to get me to light them up. I looked at him long and hard as I drove by. All his friends were pretty much staring at wondering wtf he was doing. I looked away and then looked back as I drove by and just gave him the "you're an immature dumbass/grow-up" kind of look.

My car hadn't warmed up so I couldn't have done anything if I wanted to.

[RHDskyline]

How did this thread get on the third page.

I know there won't be any skyline related stories cause its winter.

But you should still share some of the stupid stuff that happens.


I was driving on the highway on friday. I was on the last set of lights before the highway started. I could see a ghost cop car about 3 cars ahead of me, in the right lane (i was in the left).

Everyone gets up to the speed limit and we all go in the left lane behind the cop, the cop was going about 115, speed limit 110, so no one wanted to pass him. we were crammed like sardines in the left lane lol.

I can see in my rear view mirror everyone moving over into the right lane, cause the car behind them is going fast, and for about 10 cars, once they get to about beside me, they see the ghost car, slow down, and get behind me.

I laughed everytime.

But then this douche, (he actually looked like a douche bag lol) driving this VW beetle. is going like 130, gets a little passed me, and hits his brakes hard. i laughed sooo hard, because i knew it was coming.

BTW i drive a LHD 1987 Toyota Supra MK3 non turbo

[MikeRWK]

a few weeks ago im sitting at a gas station and this guy pulls up in a malibu and comes over, asking me about the car and stuff, then hes like "yeah i was gonna buy 2 of those, 1 was 38 thousand and the other was 42" so im thinkin hes either a) full of **** or b) looking at cars in the us. then he was like "yeah my son told me to track you down and buy your car" then he just walks away, and im like wtf? he didnt even offer me anything lol.

[RHDskyline]

maybe he was looking in Quebec

[DarkCaporaL]

I stored the car a couple days ago, and as I was doing a three point to turn her around, I scraped the bumped on the side of the garage...

<--- n00b.

Now I have a chip the size of a quarter, and I'm gonna have to get my bumper repainted....

[RR32GTRR]

I got 1. About a week ago I was with a friend with a 180sx that I like pissing off. I told him a stock gtst will kill a ferrari 360. Then there were 2 guys there my friend asked if what i said was true. 1 guy i knew so he jokingly said im not getting involved. The second guy laughed and I asked him why is he laughing. This convo followed.
Me: Why are you laughing
Guy: You new Skyline owners
Me: I have owned various Skylines for the past 5 years
Guy: I owned the first skyline in ontario 7 years ago
Me: 7 years ago? What year was it?
Guy: It was a 1992
Me: How did you register it
Guy: I went and they asked me what car was it and I told them skyline but they said altima.
Me: So you had a car 5 years before it was legal and plated as an alima.
Guy: It was legal.
Me: R32 Skylines were allowed in 2004 and a 1992 was legal after 2007. But since you owned a 1992 in 2002 it would be 5 years before it was legal.
Guy: It was a while ago so I dont remember the years. So it was 2004.
Me: You owned a 1992 in 2004.
Guy:Yes
Me: Thats still 3 years to early
Guy: Believe me or not but were was your car
Me: here(i showed him my old ownership that showed the date as sept/09/2004)
Guy: How come i never saw you then. I always saw the guy with the greyish GTR.
Me: Cause you never owned 1. What car do you drive now?
Guy: A civic, I sold me GTR for a civic cause I think hondas have more potential.
Me: Well, there you go. This convo is over.

[MikeRWK]

lmao shut em down!

[sleeth21991]

[QUOTE=GGTTSS-44;240691]I get things all of the time.
Atleast once a day when I am driving I see someoen at the stop lights roll down there window and ask me about my car, is it from england, did you do that yourself etc.

Atleast once a day I have someone attempt to race me if I'm at the lights, or pull up beside me and floor it.

I've seen civics, trucks, WRX STI, etc.

I get allot of stairs at my vehicle, most people take a quick look and go about there business, yet the odd fellow will still glue his eyes to my vehicle, I think there more and more common now so people are just like * meh * its a skyline...

They buy into the rap that there are more skylines then civics and there stupid * people only say this to feel good about themselvs cause there jealious they don't have one

none the less, if they actually drove in one... felt how a GTS-4 or GTR handles in the corners they'd drool. I still can't get over how I can turn going 130km/h without even feeling the G forces its like wtf... BATMAN RULES![/QUOTE

my gts-4 corners so well that i have to avoid the curb when turning right lol.

[RyanGSP]

[QUOTE=sleeth21991;460331]

I get things all of the time.
Atleast once a day when I am driving I see someoen at the stop lights roll down there window and ask me about my car, is it from england, did you do that yourself etc.

Atleast once a day I have someone attempt to race me if I'm at the lights, or pull up beside me and floor it.

I've seen civics, trucks, WRX STI, etc.

I get allot of stairs at my vehicle, most people take a quick look and go about there business, yet the odd fellow will still glue his eyes to my vehicle, I think there more and more common now so people are just like * meh * its a skyline...

They buy into the rap that there are more skylines then civics and there stupid * people only say this to feel good about themselvs cause there jealious they don't have one

none the less, if they actually drove in one... felt how a GTS-4 or GTR handles in the corners they'd drool. I still can't get over how I can turn going 130km/h without even feeling the G forces its like wtf... BATMAN RULES![/QUOTE

my gts-4 corners so well that i have to avoid the curb when turning right lol.

Wow how do you afford to drive? The stair at your vehicle must make quiet the dents. Your local body man must love it when he sees you pull into the lot.

[Oakville]

thats a 2 1/2 year old post, LOL

[Tap56]

thats a 2 1/2 year old post, LOL

With the economy having gone downhill some people are having to reuse old posts since they can't afford new ones.